Sorry to be pedantic, why do English people say "brought" a house rather than "bought"? Brought is the past tense of bring, Bought is the past tense of buy.... back in my ain lain I go though
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Well a can’t wait til he puts his NEEDED McDonald’s or plate of fried beige up then away tae his bed as he will be recovering from his near death experience. Sure he will have received thoooooosans of messages in his closed DMs sending him love and good wishes 
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I wonder how much morphine they gave the poor hen fae that life threatening wound? Surely he’ll be in hospital the night? Can’t send him home wae that, it’ll be touch and go ma lovelies!
You can laugh hen but my husband once asked me for a Paddington bear plaster. duck meNae way is this little wanker wasting NHS time for a cat scratch.. what’s the betting he gets a wee unfit for work sign off as wellhe couldnae possibly wear gloves to clean with his injury!! PS Mario when you scope here later, boots do steri strips
saves you wasting the NHS time but I’m sure they will also provide you with some peppa pig plasters which may be more fitting
This cunts mouth drives me bleeping mad
Am still crying at the ‘needs a stitch’ cut hens. After I gave birth and was off ma tits on the gas & air, I tried to fight the midwife telling me a needed stitches hahaha why would anyone willingly put themselves through it for a paper cut.
Prince William came oot of air ambulance retirement when he heard that the Paisley Prince was at deaths door. So aye
She must be due her own thread by now?
Bad grammar
sorry it offends you!She does have enough followers to qualify now
He's working out how to spell/say tetanus injection, then he'll be on, being a brave little soldier.
Tett anus. Teat anus. Tit anus. NO YOU SHUT UP.
Tett anus. Teat anus. Tit anus. NO YOU SHUT UP.
She does have a thread ma lovely. I will try link it.She does have enough followers to qualify now
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Or quiet for quite and angles for angelsProbably as illiterate as him. I've lost count of how many times I've seen people writing the smorning instead of this morning on local Facebook pages. Probably most of them watch This Morning and still have no clue. Other favourites are colsalaw for coleslaw and pitcher for picture.
The link doesn't work for me ma lovelie. Anyway, what category would she be under in tattle? I don't see one for "lazy arse maws with no job and just want to exploit their weans on social media"
What's happened for it to go like that?!
I thought it was Mario commenting at first being a new memberBad grammar
Sucking too many cocks I reckon ma lovely
Shes goat wan hen so aye ma page ma rules
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“Getting a lift” but sits in a car park with the engine aff and talks about herself the whole time. James Corden must be shitting himself.
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Kicked the attention seeking bleep back intae his ain lane so aye
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