Ken whit am hoping for, Johnny and his partner go aw oot for autumn and Christmas decor in their new gaff.
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I got up the day, not a cloud in the sky, hung my bleep washings, made drinks up and stuck them in the freezer, back door wide open, radio on. I thought... what the duck are you doing, you stupid witch. So I slammed all the windows shut, put the heating on, cut all the heads off my wee flowers to make it autumny, got my bleep washings off the line and stuck it on radiators, put my hoosecoat on, lit a wax melt in the scent pumpkin (I hate it but it's autumn the day, ma autumn - ma rhools) I've chucked some acorns around the TV stand, aye looks good. Got a stew in the slow cooker the noo, aboot to sit down all warum and cosy with a hot chocolate. Get cosy the day ma lovelies 
Bald hermit ffsImagine wishing your life away like that bald hermit. We will be in the middle of winter and he will be going on about lighter nights and Easter. He really is a complete space cadet.
I think he keeps banging on about Autumn now purely to try and wind us up, he must think he is hilarious & that he is really getting to us but in reality we are all laughing at him at the pure bespoke sadness that a near 40yr old man has absolutely duck all else going on in his wee life.
Anyway hens, Monday again, lets mop kick the tit out of today. Hope you all have a great day in your real life jobs that isn't this app. Spine bright. lets do this
That's the spirit hen! Have you got Hocus Pocus on?I got up the day, not a cloud in the sky, hung my bleep washings, made drinks up and stuck them in the freezer, back door wide open, radio on. I thought... what the duck are you doing, you stupid witch. So I slammed all the windows shut, put the heating on, cut all the heads off my wee flowers to make it autumny, got my bleep washings off the line and stuck it on radiators, put my hoosecoat on, lit a wax melt in the scent pumpkin (I hate it but it's autumn the day, ma autumn - ma rhools) I've chucked some acorns around the TV stand, aye looks good. Got a stew in the slow cooker the noo, aboot to sit down all warum and cosy with a hot chocolate. Get cosy the day ma lovelies
Morning lovelies,it’s Monday.
What the duck was that winter countdown this morning,especially with a wee heatwave this week. Just depressing. I do like autumn….but in autumn. Never known ought like it
What the duck was that winter countdown this morning,especially with a wee heatwave this week. Just depressing. I do like autumn….but in autumn. Never known ought like it
You are now living life as it should be lived - in the future, nae debates ma lovelie.I got up the day, not a cloud in the sky, hung my bleep washings, made drinks up and stuck them in the freezer, back door wide open, radio on. I thought... what the duck are you doing, you stupid witch. So I slammed all the windows shut, put the heating on, cut all the heads off my wee flowers to make it autumny, got my bleep washings off the line and stuck it on radiators, put my hoosecoat on, lit a wax melt in the scent pumpkin (I hate it but it's autumn the day, ma autumn - ma rhools) I've chucked some acorns around the TV stand, aye looks good. Got a stew in the slow cooker the noo, aboot to sit down all warum and cosy with a hot chocolate. Get cosy the day ma lovelies
Now all you need to do is get yourself a hot chocolate stashun to get a wider variety of chocolate drinks and syrups you probably won't touch and that will gather dust, to really get those winter vibes, so aye! 
Spine bright, tonsa love
Have you poured a wee baileys into your hot choc hen? And used your velveteer? Smelling the absoluteI got up the day, not a cloud in the sky, hung my bleep washings, made drinks up and stuck them in the freezer, back door wide open, radio on. I thought... what the duck are you doing, you stupid witch. So I slammed all the windows shut, put the heating on, cut all the heads off my wee flowers to make it autumny, got my bleep washings off the line and stuck it on radiators, put my hoosecoat on, lit a wax melt in the scent pumpkin (I hate it but it's autumn the day, ma autumn - ma rhools) I've chucked some acorns around the TV stand, aye looks good. Got a stew in the slow cooker the noo, aboot to sit down all warum and cosy with a hot chocolate. Get cosy the day ma lovelies
Ah yav chose the right path in life ma lovely.Nah don’t worry a realised efter two minutes that, aye a like autumn, but in autumn and a wid miss Martin and his hysterical antics far too much if a abandoned this thread. Am back and here tae stay tonsa love
There'll be no beak clutching over there on the dark side.
Stay with what ya know, I'll be chanting ya fae the rooftops for this decision
I love autumn, it's one of my favourite seasons but this year it fills me with dread.
Unlike Marion I work a full time joab, no on that app but a real full time joab and I'm terrified for the hike in energy bills.
Must be alright when you can just stay cosy in the bumming fort and light 100 wax melts to keep cosy.
Anyway I've been a lurker here for God knows how long but wee scraggly fingers has got me aw raging.
Right swerving back intae ma ain lane.
Also cheers for all the laughs
tattie hearts tae yes aw.
Unlike Marion I work a full time joab, no on that app but a real full time joab and I'm terrified for the hike in energy bills.
Must be alright when you can just stay cosy in the bumming fort and light 100 wax melts to keep cosy.
Anyway I've been a lurker here for God knows how long but wee scraggly fingers has got me aw raging.
Right swerving back intae ma ain lane.
Also cheers for all the laughs
tattie hearts tae yes aw.
He’s most definitely keeping himself updated oan here isn’t he ripping the backside richt oot the autumn shite it’s hilariousImagine wishing your life away like that bald hermit. We will be in the middle of winter and he will be going on about lighter nights and Easter. He really is a complete space cadet.
I think he keeps banging on about Autumn now purely to try and wind us up, he must think he is hilarious & that he is really getting to us but in reality we are all laughing at him at the pure bespoke sadness that a near 40yr old man has absolutely duck all else going on in his wee life.
Anyway hens, Monday again, lets mop kick the tit out of today. Hope you all have a great day in your real life jobs that isn't this app. Spine bright. lets do this
just gives the tattlers more content silly sausageAye ma lovelie, I'm all set up the noo, tonsa love to youse!You are now living life as it should be lived - in the future, nae debates ma lovelie.
Spine bright, tonsa love
I hate to see people break up, expecially people l know, but I'd love Derek to get fed up with him and his ways and kick him out. I definitely couldn't live with him, but imagine the meltdown he'd have
I bet he sat waiting for the 11th second to tick over for the screenshot
Shartin Martin!! The bald hermit
He and Deeks could cook for a week and have saved enough for a night or two away in a city/near a beach, etc. No children, freedom, lots of free time. Such a waste!
I am certain he thinks we're jealous of himHe’s most definitely keeping himself updated oan here isn’t he ripping the backside richt oot the autumn shite it’s hilarious
I think so too. He can rest assured he has nothing in his life we're jealous over
Jealous that he’s stuck in his matchbox whilst everyone else is out enjoying their gardens and paddling pools!
Totally jealous a his baldy napper, beak eh a nose, 6 stone weight gain, primark fashion sense, unlikeable personality, and lack a financial knowledge. Aye hen, us nasty trolls could only dream a being such a person
So jealous of him. Am currently spining bright on a week aff work, sunbathing and getting ready for a second trip abroad this year. Might even have 
at 2.30 on a Monday. Horrible. Would obviously much rather be sat in a bedsit with no outdoor space, surrounded by cheap autumn decor.
On a side note, he’s going to be so crabit when he realises that we like Andrew Wheatcroft and can see through Martin’s attempts to beauthentic just like him.
at 2.30 on a Monday. Horrible. Would obviously much rather be sat in a bedsit with no outdoor space, surrounded by cheap autumn decor. On a side note, he’s going to be so crabit when he realises that we like Andrew Wheatcroft and can see through Martin’s attempts to be
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