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So it's candy cane SAME this year is it? Hmmm I doubt he will stick to it, he won't be able to help himself
So a Robin crept up Paisley Towers??
Lovelies. I feel a Ring Door Bell journee coming.
I feel it in my bones. Not the downloaded haunted app. It's not ma Job!!!
Lovelies. I feel a Ring Door Bell journee coming.
I feel it in my bones. Not the downloaded haunted app. It's not ma Job!!!
Crying
Well, I’m not one tae gossip, so youse didnae hear this fram mae, @Saffron08@Babybail93 can tell you her theory, it’s got to be 100% true and it’s brilliant
Mario reckons it was Derek who slid intae his DMs. As if a wee ride like Derek would seek out that putrid little bleep
My theory is Derek was oan a night oot wae his mates and they had a “pull a pig” bet fae a tenner. In minces Mario, he’s the biggest pig in the club. So Derek takes it hame fae the devil wae 2 backs dance. Wins his £10, but Mario never left. So aye
What is ‘petty cash’ lovelies. Is it like spending money?
It's normally a tin box with a couple of quid in 1p and 2p where I'm fromWhat is ‘petty cash’ lovelies. Is it like spending money?
maybe an odd fiver! Deffo not more than £20!
Mystic Martin
Altogether now, money talks mmm, money talks, petty cash I want you, petty cash I need you oh
Ah've just realised where ah've seen wee Deek afore, he wiz Claypole in Rentaghost. He's been sending Martin Sharting the spooky messages and Robin visitors and nae debates!
This is pure bespoke perfection my lovely! Genius!
Stoppppp ittttAltogether now, money talks mmm, money talks, petty cash I want you, petty cash I need you oh
Ah've just realised where ah've seen wee Deek afore, he wiz Claypole in Rentaghost. He's been sending Martin Sharting the spooky messages and Robin visitors and nae debates!
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He's goat his ain cleaning company, well his brother feels sorry fur Martin so pays him a fiver tae hing oot his bleep washings and so forth.
Marion’s a kept woman nae debates
OMG I loved Rentaghost!!Altogether now, money talks mmm, money talks, petty cash I want you, petty cash I need you oh
Ah've just realised where ah've seen wee Deek afore, he wiz Claypole in Rentaghost. He's been sending Martin Sharting the spooky messages and Robin visitors and nae debates!
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"Petty cash" 
duck's sake, Marlon!
duck's sake, Marlon!
Awk, actually clutching ma beak over here
How can he not be screaming laughing, tears rolling down the beak at this? If someone made something like that of me I'd be weak
A Robin managing tae get up Beirut towers...a Chinese and petty cash we been treatit the day hens and it's only Friday. So aye smell the IBS stench hens
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds (cos you have a spending addiction)
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know (like your ibs sharts)
Riding in my Fiat (that you don’t have but you have a tree air freshener)
You really have to see it (you’ll never see it)
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know (like your ibs sharts)
Riding in my Fiat (that you don’t have but you have a tree air freshener)
You really have to see it (you’ll never see it)
You win the internet the day hen and am treatit you to boiled stovies wae a lethal aperol chaserAltogether now, money talks mmm, money talks, petty cash I want you, petty cash I need you oh
Ah've just realised where ah've seen wee Deek afore, he wiz Claypole in Rentaghost. He's been sending Martin Sharting the spooky messages and Robin visitors and nae debates!
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Have finally watched the stories.
"Spooky meetings"
"Spooky meetings"
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