Are they no his legs? That’s ma evening fondle cancelled then!!Hullo ma lovelies. Just to say I'm away to get myself a bespoke Kerry Katona check with my optician after mistaking a grey cushion for wee Deek's legs which I thought were wide open to the world. So aye.
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Petty cash?! He really is taking the piss now eh?
Petty cash is what a business has isn’t it? Or have I gone off on a bespoke tangent oot ma ain lane??
It looks like milia but since Im a troll im gonna go with xanthelasma since he is a wee fat turd with the diet to match
check me oot wi the big wurds eh? Trollings no ma only joab ye ken
I e spent the last 24 hours getting upset on the Archie battersbee threads. What a light relief ole shartin Martin is. I need to watch his stories now don’t I? Robins? Ghosts? Petty cash? The mind boggles
And now Mystic Martin's powers are influencing my FYP on that vile tikkitok app. The autumn colours, the shitey wooden stand, let's get cosy and even a bloody gonk! Back off ya spooky witch.
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It makes it sound like their relationship is a business one. In other words, Mario is a kept man which explains how he spends Derek's money so frivolously
I can only see wee Deek's legs open tae the world too ma lovely.Hullo ma lovelies. Just to say I'm away to get myself a bespoke Kerry Katona check with my optician after mistaking a grey cushion for wee Deek's legs which I thought were wide open to the world. So aye.
I definitely need a wee Kerry Katona check too aye.
If I were Derek I’d be using the “petty cash” tae get Mario a one way ticket back tae Ardrossan!
More autumn tat…breakdown pending
A wee Chinese for Takeaway Friday, ma luvlies.
Just to go with Shartin Martin Saturdays, Spoons Sunday, Mario Cannae Cook Monday, Treatit Maself Tuesday, What Else Can Ah Eat Wednesday and Through the Flair Thursdays
Just to go with Shartin Martin Saturdays, Spoons Sunday, Mario Cannae Cook Monday, Treatit Maself Tuesday, What Else Can Ah Eat Wednesday and Through the Flair Thursdays
Ah might be swerving right intae the same lane as oor Marion here but ahv seen a robin a few times at ma bit recently. To be honest, I did think this was a weird time of year for them. Ah definitely saw it though, ma Kerry Katonas are absalootey fine.
Spend spend spend spend spend. What a sad little life you have Martin. Spending more money on seasonal shite that he doesn’t need. He lives in a 1 bed postage stamp ffs that nobody ever visits, what is the point and where are you going to store it all thumbhead?!
Never does anything half productive or go anywhere different. Never travels or goes on holidays, weekends away etc which he could definitely do if he stopped wasting so much money. But what would I know, need to swerve back into my own lane my lovelies.Xxx
Never does anything half productive or go anywhere different. Never travels or goes on holidays, weekends away etc which he could definitely do if he stopped wasting so much money. But what would I know, need to swerve back into my own lane my lovelies.Xxx
Petty cash? Wtf?
Where's he gonna keep the new autumn haul he's gonna get? Behind the other sofa?
Where's he gonna keep the new autumn haul he's gonna get? Behind the other sofa?
I bet he has a wee scroll while sat on the bog during a bespoke IBS journey. Clutching his beak wi wan hand and his belly wi tha other. Don’t tell me you don’t shyte ‘n’ scroll ma lovely. We aw guilty here x
I think Marion is also getting baked in that studio apartment, Inhaling deed deeks smoke that they both hulusanating wee robin kicking aboot the close on a Friday morning.Deek saw the robin, probably baked at the time
Robbie fuckin rotten
How has shartin Martin pulled deekHullo ma lovelies. Just to say I'm away to get myself a bespoke Kerry Katona check with my optician after mistaking a grey cushion for wee Deek's legs which I thought were wide open to the world. So aye.
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