Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

[Whats the 411]

Hahahahaha no way.

Only thing in stitches here is me.

the Hairs give me the ICK

 

[Keera]

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Ma lovelies I have been keeping this to maself on tattle because.. well you’ll understand.. I do the tarot cards.. now I know there will be big eye rolls but aye.. ma fortune telling ma rules!! But even I *with the gift* would nae be downloading an APP. Is he ok in the head? Surely he realises it’s just a set up? Anyway on with your days and no hate on ma comment

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Gang I refuse to believe this is purely a parody account and nothing else. He deserves his lethal drink in his brothers garden because why? He worked about 10 mins today!! He’s one lazy wanker. I on the other hand worked 50 hrs this week so I do deserve this tonight lovelies - mr tinkerbell cat is out having a smoke hence me on here, sorry this app isn’t my job so aye and so forth xoxoxo

 

[Babybail93]

Hens! Popped intae Castleveeeechi and this was hanging up in the toilet

 

[Ginoclock]

Hahahahaha no way.

Only thing in stitches here is me.

View attachment 1487117the Hairs give me the ICK

Trigger warning looks like a paper cut ffs!

 

[Ratgrrl]

Hello my lovelies. Thanks for all the votes on my thread suggestion. I'm honoured. I'm gonna celebrate with criss n joos. I'm titty pumping around my house which has a front and back door.

 

[Babybail93]

Where’s the update? I’m worried sick. Did he get a police escort, air ambulance, have they admitted him ready to do plastic surgery, amputation, what?

Prince William came oot of air ambulance retirement when he heard that the Paisley Prince was at deaths door. So aye

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

First thing I do tomorrow is mop kick ma way intae TKMaxx to get maself reframed.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

REFRAMED..

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The spiky hair on his hands.

Mario shaves his hands. Pass it on

I cannae believe he's styled his hand hair just like his head hair. He's obsessed!

 

[Babybail93]

And I'll be too busy poking sticks in my eyeballs

Aye. I’ll be busy shutting my tits in the plugged in George Foreman. So aye

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I actually boaked at this

The honkin turd is still sitting around in the mother of the bride housecoat though!!!

 

[mrsbucket]

Isn't the point of a trigger warning to warn the viewer BEFORE the content appears? Not sticking the tiny writing an inch away from the offending cut. Ffs he is one thick cunt.

Also why anyone would be triggered by that wee paper cut is beyond me. Ahm mair triggered by his spiky little hand hairs and nae debates.

 

[Babybail93]

He can't help himself jumping on the grief bandwagon can he. The fake little man.

He’ll have an “Olivia” bauble this year. Tae go wae the other grief thief ones

 

[Macmama]

A wee Chinese for Takeaway Friday, ma luvlies.

Just to go with Shartin Martin Saturdays, Spoons Sunday, Mario Cannae Cook Monday, Treatit Maself Tuesday, What Else Can Ah Eat Wednesday and Through the Flair Thursdays

 

[Babybail93]

@Babybail93 can tell you her theory, it’s got to be 100% true and it’s brilliant

Well, I’m not one tae gossip, so youse didnae hear this fram mae, @Saffron08

Mario reckons it was Derek who slid intae his DMs. As if a wee ride like Derek would seek out that putrid little cunt

My theory is Derek was oan a night oot wae his mates and they had a “pull a pig” bet fae a tenner. In minces Mario, he’s the biggest pig in the club. So Derek takes it hame fae the devil wae 2 backs dance. Wins his £10, but Mario never left. So aye

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

I don’t know about anyone else but I literally don’t want summer to end. Currently in Greece living ma best life wi all inclusive cocktails and bespoke history aw round me.
I literally could nae give two shiny shytes about autumn. I’m enjoying the sunshine and my time off work.
Also when I get back I’ll be enjoying the rest of my break with a trip to London planned with my friends.
Don’t get me wrong ma lovelies, I enjoy a decent Halloween party but am I gonna be filling my trolley wi flammable crap from the range the minute ma plane lands? Naw ma lovelies.

Martin, I mean this in the most respectable way - get a wee fucking life. X

 

[Popper]

Yet again Martin is using a phrase he has heard incorrectly. He’s heard Petty Cash from his retail days and is now thinking he’s smart using it. It’s the “high footfall area” and “touch points” all over again

 

[Dawn Dayn]

https://tattle.life/threads/the-autumn-thread.31948/
OMG. Deleting my account ma lovelies, this is too much.