Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Awwww, that’s nice, he reframed himself while he was in TK fucking walloper! And for the ten millionth time Martin, it’s their...

 

[Ferguson]

Mystic Martin's weekend predictions

Beige Food
Wax Melts
Sharts
Washing the bedding
Beige Food
Cosy on the breeze block sofa
Beige food
Sharts

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Nice try arse licker

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Get Bradley Walsh on the phone immediately, the correct answer is in fact St Martin of Paisley Towers

 

[Dawn Dayn]

HAS HE STOPPED BLEEDING YET I'M VERY WORRIED

 

[Rayne]

Ma lovelies am leaving this app, someone thought I was mario on another thread this week because of ma bespoke pic and it just willnae do

 

[Dawn Dayn]

His nose pores/blackheads are deeper than that cut.

 

[doreenforeen]

Shartin Martin at AA (autumn anonymous) after yet another breakdown

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

I wunner if they have a sticker on their front door, under the ring doorbell, “nae petty cash left on premises over night” in case the junkies infiltrate the security system and boot his door in..

 

[Babybail93]

Fucks sake! I’ve had a busy day at work and I come back tae this app tae find oot Mario is suddenly Oda Mae Brown!

 

[DramaQueen79]

Can you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens in among the bin bags and y-fronts

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Huv ah got Kerry Katonas or dae they look like perfectly aligned bullet holes oan the door? Maybe his safety hus been compromised after aw.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's working out how to spell/say tetanus injection, then he'll be on, being a brave little soldier.
Tett anus. Teat anus. Tit anus. NO YOU SHUT UP.

 

[Rayne]

Mario on his way tae hospital fur his papae cut

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

You are now living life as it should be lived - in the future, nae debates ma lovelie. Now all you need to do is get yourself a hot chocolate stashun to get a wider variety of chocolate drinks and syrups you probably won't touch and that will gather dust, to really get those winter vibes, so aye!

Spine bright, tonsa love

Aye ma lovelie, I'm all set up the noo, tonsa love to youse!

 

[Whats the 411]

He's going to end up changing the locks and refusing to leave so aye.

Squatting with Mario

 

[Sloppys]

They missed off St Marion.

 

[Babybail93]

How is Marion’s brother a successful script writer for a TV show and yet Marion literally cannot string a single sentence together and polishes truncheons for ten minutes a week for a living? Ffs. I suppose it answers the whole nature vs nurture debate doesn’t it

Oh and also riding on your brothers coattails is pathetic. Get a life Mazza!

Ma lovely. It’s quiet clear that oot of the three waines Johnny stole all of the braincells. You’ve got Mario who is borderline a vegetable, and Krystal Chandelier who stayed wae a bloke that cheats on her rather than get a job

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Deed! What friends? Travelling?!
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He’s likely only posted this because I posted on here about him constantly spending. Hi Martin
Thing is, he doesn’t spend £100 on food and drinks with friends or £1000 on travel or experiences. He spends his money on glass pumpkins, gonks or whatever the fuck they’re called and candy cane arches that the cat bursts. He spends his money on tat. Nae debates

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Martin, the checkout staff in B&M are no your mate. Doesnae count as spending money on memories with friends, so aye.