Hahahahaha no way.
Only thing in stitches here is me.
the Hairs give me the ICK
Only thing in stitches here is me.
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Seriously
stick a plaster on it and duck off. Drain on the NHS, drain on the benefit system, stain on the world.
It’s cunts like this that are helping put the NHS on it’s knees. It’s a scratch! Yet he is going to bleeping A&E for it. Just when I thought the bleep couldn’t get any worse
Ffs, Mario you have to be the biggest attention seeking fanny on the internet. I've had bigger cuts from the thorns on my rose bushes.
Seriously, who in their right mind poses and takes a selfie of a tiny cut.
Like others have said, you're a drain on the NHS, so give your a shake.
This imbecile gets worse by the day, and a total embarrassment.
I still say he never got any attention as a kid, so social media is his lifeline for it. You're still a needy twit
Seriously, who in their right mind poses and takes a selfie of a tiny cut.
Like others have said, you're a drain on the NHS, so give your a shake.
This imbecile gets worse by the day, and a total embarrassment.
I still say he never got any attention as a kid, so social media is his lifeline for it. You're still a needy twit
He needs a stitch across his crusty deflated lips - tae stop the aw bullshit he spouts.
Martian has goat a nasty gash so aye hens hold you power
I hope he gets to A&E and they tell him to duck off! My 2 year old wouldn’t even flinch at that scratch 
No way is he going to turn up in A&E on the bus with this? No way. He cannot, they'll laugh! I hope wee Rayn did it. Keep you power Rayn 
Wit a wee paisley pussy going on about a paper cut needing a stitch, slap a plaster on it fanny baws n carry on
Probably as illiterate as him. I've lost count of how many times I've seen people writing the smorning instead of this morning on local Facebook pages. Probably most of them watch This Morning and still have no clue. Other favourites are colsalaw for coleslaw and pitcher for picture.
Isn't the point of a trigger warning to warn the viewer BEFORE the content appears? Not sticking the tiny writing an inch away from the offending cut. Ffs he is one thick bleep.
Also why anyone would be triggered by that wee paper cut is beyond me.
Ahm mair triggered by his spiky little hand hairs and nae debates.
Also why anyone would be triggered by that wee paper cut is beyond me.
Ahm mair triggered by his spiky little hand hairs and nae debates.
August, heatwave, and here he is wishing his life away and talking about Christmas? Naw hens the bald hermit of Paisley Towers is 100% trolling us. Martin you are one sad little person. Near 40yrs of age & all he has to look forward to is buying more tit for that bedsit to try and gain a few likes on an app that isn't his job. Its actually hard to feel sorry for him because he really is the biggest delusional moonunit of a man. Nae debates about that so aye and so fourth and whatever other bollocks baldy comes out with 
Greatful self of steam coughing for coffin. Endless irritation.Probably as illiterate as him. I've lost count of how many times I've seen people writing the smorning instead of this morning on local Facebook pages. Probably most of them watch This Morning and still have no clue. Other favourites are colsalaw for coleslaw and pitcher for picture.
If she is going to start putting trigger warnings on her posts surely they should be appearing far more regularly given the number of selfies she posts 
No he didn't say that Martin. stop lying.But out of all those followers there's just a handful that like or comment on your posts, the rest probably have your stories and posts muted.
Sorry not sorry if l burst your stress bubble, but reign your ego in
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mirrow instead of mirror or he’s instead of hisProbably as illiterate as him. I've lost count of how many times I've seen people writing the smorning instead of this morning on local Facebook pages. Probably most of them watch This Morning and still have no clue. Other favourites are colsalaw for coleslaw and pitcher for picture.
I can’t cope with wrong spelling! It irritates the life out of me 
Me too. Another one they all do is ALOT for A Lot. It’s two words you morons. Not one.mirrow instead of mirror or he’s instead of his
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