I can’t understand why he’s so obviously blurred his cheeks and forehead but left that mahoosive konk au naturel
What’s going on with the bespoke eyebrows ffsHello ma luvliesHappy S U N D A Y to youse aw Here’s a wee tb pic to brighten yer days
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On a side note, I still don’t know how a plastic surgeon hasn’t offered him a free nose job yet, I’ve never seen a cunt that needs it mair than him. Maz, if yer looking for an excuse to go on holiday maybe try Turkey and get your beak fixed whilst you’re there
He must have sharted oot all of his brain cells ma lovelie. It’s the only explanation for it! Nae debates on ma page!!!! So aye!!!I can’t understand why he’s so obviously blurred his cheeks and forehead but left that mahoosive konk au naturel
I thought the sameHow bad must they scam messages be if oor Martin can see through them? The same
individual that expected tae host a séance in his living room wae an app he seen oan TikTok.
You can see the pores through the filter ! My god imagine how bad they look in real life!Ask any dermatologist and they'll tell you, you put too many different creams, serums and lotions on at once. It's not rocket science you price tool
Ffs, invest in getting a nose job, because you see that before your fish lipsView attachment 1479423
Oh don’t. Pores in general but his especially give me the pure bespoke bokeYou can see the pores through the filter ! My god imagine how bad they look in real life!
I reckon we will be going on a pore journeh very soon ma lovelies
Seriously, who DOESN'T know those bloody things are scams?Why do I feel like Martin was scammed* and he did click on one of those links on that viral app? Hard to believe anyone who is thick enough to think a spirit is speaking to them through an app and sends a Robin to his front door is smart enough to spot a scam.
*Nobody could scam him as he loves spendingDeek'smoney and has nay savings in his money box.
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He does realise clouds don’t have any control of the heat ! Still can be hot and cloudy in fact clouds can make it more humid. He is such a numptyWhat a whiney bastard he is.
Work a full day then come back and moan, not after a couple of hours.
Hope ya lashes droop in the heat
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Bespoke bullet holesView attachment 1480481Huv ah got Kerry Katonas or dae they look like perfectly aligned bullet holes oan the door? Maybe his safety hus been compromised after aw.
Am expecting oor Chickenlittle tae be commenting any minute noo ma lovelie.https://tattle.life/threads/the-autumn-thread.31948/
OMG. Deleting my account ma lovelies, this is too much.
The junkies must’ve gotten a hawd eh a BB gun and maybe tried to dae him in ma luvlieView attachment 1480481Huv ah got Kerry Katonas or dae they look like perfectly aligned bullet holes oan the door? Maybe his safety hus been compromised after aw.
Ah bet even his polis colleagues wid sympathise wae the junkies and let them aff.The junkies must’ve gotten a hawd eh a BB gun and maybe tried to dae him in ma luvlie
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