Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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Some luvlie posted a website a while ago showing his name that lets you see all the registered births, deaths and marriages in Scotland, it’s called Scotlands People if anyones interested. He’s definitely called Mario, no Martin, also his middle name lol makes me laugh everytime. He’s aboot Italian as a frozen Pizza.
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RD name needs changing to hoosecoats not saltcoats
 
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Right, I need tae get tae bed and step away fae auld threads. Ah'm laughing so much ah'm farting and worried that ah shart an ma weans rename me Martin. Wish ah hud found Martin sooner 😆

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Loving all these pics lol especially the Ken and Deidre one haha. He's more like Roy Cropper mind 🤣💩
 
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Right hens can wan of yez help me oot ...I have the screen record but due to all my offences oan tattle a cannae post pics or videos but someone created a sharon stone crossing her legs with her fanny hanging oot bit was martians heed oan it ...anyone of you luvlees able to assist tonsa love
 
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Right hens can wan of yez help me oot ...I have the screen record but due to all my offences oan tattle a cannae post pics or videos but someone created a sharon stone crossing her legs with her fanny hanging oot bit was martians heed oan it ...anyone of you luvlees able to assist tonsa love
Can you get banned from posting pictures, in that case I better keep my trip down Martin McKnight threads to myself 😳
 
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The only person that should been banned from posting pictures is the Prince of Tat himself oaaan the app
 
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Right hens can wan of yez help me oot ...I have the screen record but due to all my offences oan tattle a cannae post pics or videos but someone created a sharon stone crossing her legs with her fanny hanging oot bit was martians heed oan it ...anyone of you luvlees able to assist tonsa love
"All my offences!" 🤣🤣 What have you been up to ma lovelie! I didnae know you can get banned from posting wee pics. I need tae to get to know.
 
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Can you get banned from posting pictures, in that case I better keep my trip down Martin McKnight threads to myself 😳
It was someone doing cartwheels naked on another thread and a few other minor things but I dont have the facility to post pics or videos despite my warnings being expired
 
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How many times do we have to remind you. You live in a flat, not a house...Dick!.
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Yamas Ma lovelies I’m almost home from my bespoke Greek holiday and I just have to tell you all how much this thread has made me shake with laughter while I’ve been away wasting hours on the sun lounger reading old threads. Marion truly is the gift which keeps on giving

Shartin martin. I can not 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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