Aye hen ...just call me mufty mctufty so aye back in yer ain laine henDid ye post a picture fae yer personal collection by mistake?
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''My own salt & chilli chicken''Stop it and act your age you silly man child
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Erm, his own salt and chilli chicken. All the idiot has to do is put them in the oven because it's in breadcrumbs, so there's no cooking whatsoever, not even his rice
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Shows packet of salt & chilli chicken. Jesus wept. He has to be a parody
This implies that he’s always got a positive attitude online which is the biggest bullshite ever
Greetin face bastard online and aff line.
How will he top his candy cane lame this year? He was spitting chippy chips when he realised that his theme was not special or unique, and a million other people had done the same and done it better
Am convinced if this also ...is he really that thick ....
It was when you said you farted through laughing. Toilet humour always gets meAh'd luv tae take the credit but unlike Martin ah canni take credit fur everyboady else's fine work. Ah'm just resharing their genius.
Don't think ah've laughed so much than last night going through the old threads
I can't wait to see this masterpiece. I'm already picturing the chicken which will be crispy once out the oven, so surely he's not going to cover it in a sauce?!Ran here when I saw his bespoke own salt and chilli chicken prep. Frozen chicken nuggets, micro rice, powder mix curry sauce () and a bucket load of salt. He really thinks this counts as a homemade dinner.
His insides must be dead
Well that wiz aw me and nae debates.It was when you said you farted through laughing. Toilet humour always gets me
I can't wait to see this masterpiece. I'm already picturing the chicken which will be crispy once out the oven, so surely he's not going to cover it in a sauce?!
The Tupperware powder looks like Mayflower curry sauce, basically add water and stir for five minutes. So unless Martin is called Mayflower it's no his recipe.
How many names dis Martin need?Why he's pinned his bed calling it the Mario bed, it's the Mia bed isn't it?
I think we both know the answer to that ma lovely, nae debates will be had, not my quote.Am convinced if this also ...is he really that thick ....
Cos Martin has been Shartin all night my lovely x
Thought todays scent would be autumnal hole - oh no he’s back to summer again!
Changes the season mare time than Mother Nature this drip
Changes the season mare time than Mother Nature this drip
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My lovelies I always have to confess my culinary sins here - I love mayflower curry sauce I normally make my own salt and chilli chicken coating up and batter the chicken myself though!
pleased to see he’s eating some veg, although a bet he picks aw the peppers and onions out and leaves Them on his plate
I normally make my own salt and chilli chicken coating up and batter the chicken myself though!pleased to see he’s eating some veg, although a bet he picks aw the peppers and onions out and leaves Them on his plate
Maybe he means “ma own chicken bought masel”
#naegifted
Derk is in fur a rough night, onions and peppers are nae good for Marion’s IBS afflictions
Crying laughing at this thread again. Off on a two week abroad holiday Sunday (smell the wealth) and praying we have enough internet to keep up with the antics of shartin Martin.
he HAS to be a parody created by the great actor Jonny McKnight. A bit like Lorraine Kelly.
he HAS to be a parody created by the great actor Jonny McKnight. A bit like Lorraine Kelly.
If it turned out he was actually called Martin I think I'd actually pish masel.
I'd honestly clutch ma beak for weeks aboot it.
Nae debates
I'd honestly clutch ma beak for weeks aboot it.
Nae debates
The peppers will be causing ring sting later ma lovely in the scent of summer shyte. His body no use to anything remotely healthy. XMy lovelies I always have to confess my culinary sins here - I love mayflower curry sauce
pleased to see he’s eating some veg, although a bet he picks aw the peppers and onions out and leaves Them on his plate
Am currently in Greece maself (whiff my wealth) clutching ma beak at this thread with a pina colada
Not gonna lie had a dodgy belly the first few days here so spent a while on the toilet (thankfully not the flair boards as am on ground floor) and read through the infamous hinch doesnae visit him thread. It got me through the worst ma lovelies, it got me through the worst xExpect the bedding tae be stripped the morra morning ma luvlies
Martin is the kind of bleep to say “ahh love peppers and onions, but they dinnae love May!” Said whilst sharting his hoop out and laughing his tits offExpect the bedding tae be stripped the morra morning ma luvlies
Ah'm hoping autumn brings a hurricane tae Seedyhill. Wunner if hurricane bawbag wiz named efter Martin?
Ye shud huv asked Martin fur a loan o' his shart card, is it accepted in Greece?The peppers will be causing ring sting later ma lovely in the scent of summer shyte. His body no use to anything remotely healthy. X
Am currently in Greece maself (whiff my wealth) clutching ma beak at this thread with a pina colada
That's why Martin goes tae Iceland and nae debates.Maybe he means “ma own chicken bought masel”
A tax dodge, noo it aw makes sense
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Ken whit makes me laugh the maist about this thread, aw yer wee profile photies oh oor Marion. Ah cannae betray oor Blanche by change mine so am chantin ye aw oan ma lovelies.
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