Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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Everytime I read Martin in a post I laugh ma loveliees, she’ll be greetin about that
 
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Oor Marion, ugly? Whit, they must huv Kerry Katonas anaw.
Girl same I think if I was ever to cheat on Queen B it would have to be with Martin
Haha aye we should change oor pics tae Shartin Martin jist for wan day and change it back.
 
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I’d forgotten about the time a Hincher went on her thread and started slating down someone for being ugly and it was a pic of Mario
What kind of a hincher was this that didn’t know who her best friend is?
 
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HAHAHAHA he burnt the tea!
Maybe if you stopped doing as many pouting selfies you narcissistic imbecile. If he had brains he'd be dangerous.

 
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His own salt & chilli chicken oot a fucking bag from Iceland Fuck right off Marion ya wetwipe


A few free sponges he is a sponge!!
That’s all he gets my lovely, if you didn’t know, get to know

there’s hinch getting her new house pretty much kitted out for free and our Martin gets sponges and discount velour sofa’s his mate couldn’t give away.

Though saying that, Do you remember when he was sent dishwasher tablets and tried to big them up even though he doesn’t have a dishwasher

She’s burnt her salt & chilli chicken
You had one job Marion, one job
He’s burnt the salt & chilli chicken that came in a packet with instructions on the back? Fuck me. I haven’t watched his stories this evening yet or il break my phone my lovely
 
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Sometimes I burn the dinner on purpose so my financé () buys us a takeaway
 
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I am sure he burnt a dinner before that he was making. I personally don’t think he did, I think he had a #deserved #needed dinner oot but is raging he Cannae post it because he said he was making his salt and chilli chicken. Fucking weirdo!
 
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How can you burn that shit? You basically just heat it up? Absolute useless excuse for a human. Stick to boiling square sausage and calling it stovies Marion
 
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