Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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I need to stop talking marioisms in real life. I look a fool. Me and my sister even text in Mario's tongue now. Chanting eachother on from rooftops and clutching our beaks, sending each other tons a love and tattie hearts.
I do it toolast night in bed I told my husband to stay in his own lane cause his foot was over my side he really needs to get tae know
 
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Marion wud huv a wee heidscarf oan thinking he's Thelma and Louise. Bet he wud apply fur a blue badge as well, doon at the cooncil office waving his shart caird aboot shouting aboot hidden disabilities and so forth.
 
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I stumbled upon this gem on one of the old threads. I’d arranged the comments by Most Liked so I have absolutely no context of what was being discusssd immediately before it, which somehow made it even funnier.

 
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Speaking about cars, what about when hannah wax melt parked the range rover outside that paisley penthouse when it was mazda's birthday. we all thought the junkie's were going to hot wire it or steal the wheels being parked up in Beirut
 
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Nawww I'm done with these reposts actually crying! Cheered me up after an actual hard day at work (that’s mare than 3 hours Marion!)
No doubt he will be oan the night again moaning wishing fae Friday and sending himself fake messages.
 
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