That wooden thing is hideous! £21 aswell! 
He’s no right!!
He’s no right!!
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If the fishy leaves don’t make a return ASAP am afraid I may have to swerve out ma laine for good. Hope to see them next week draped around the dented console table leg. Wonder what other shite he’s bought? Hope someone’s got a calculator ready.
Same old routine for Mario, lie, lie, swear, shunned by Hinch, contractions, few mare lies and some f and c bombs cause he’s cool.
No wonder he’s got no pals.
Same old routine for Mario, lie, lie, swear, shunned by Hinch, contractions, few mare lies and some f and c bombs cause he’s cool.
No wonder he’s got no pals.
Gives away his junk/tat plastic tat to neighbours..but yet can't keep a wreath on outside of his door.
He's either binned it or just squirreled it away and told deed deek he's gave it to neighbours.
He's either binned it or just squirreled it away and told deed deek he's gave it to neighbours.
Welcome. This thread is like a good comedy after watching a dark documentary, so you know where to come nowI am usually seen in the Hinch thread but have been following the Archie Battersbee case so duck me, I am well out of my lane! I need a laugh and this thread does make me laugh. So aye
You win on the screenshots tonight
I need to learn how to talk like Mario.
But first, I need to read the thread from when Hinch shunned him! It was funny enough watching it from her side, she was off her faceapparently on oramorph and went on a massive bitchy commenting spree on insta.
If she and Mario had got together, it would have been GLORIOUS!
But first, I need to read the thread from when Hinch shunned him! It was funny enough watching it from her side, she was off her face
If she and Mario had got together, it would have been GLORIOUS!
Mario talking about his favourite subject …himself .
I love the way he is showing people what he bought then telling them he bought the last one , smug cnut
I love the way he is showing people what he bought then telling them he bought the last one , smug cnut
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Disappointed he didnae share what he had for breakfast at the spoons. Something healthy and nutricious I'm sure. He's getting us aw geared up for the forthcoming Au-um jurnee.
It really was quiet a brilliant day. From him up at 4am “GUTTING THE HOOSE” expecting her visit, right up to the evening when the penny dropped that he’d been snubbed
So I am struggling for words with these latest autumnal revelations
Fancy having a pile of tat like that behind your sofa and keep saying that you have gutted your home (on a regular basis)
People are dreading their October energy bills, they will have to choose between heating and eating and this self important little rat feels that a few plastic leaves and a hideous wooden display 'thing' in his kitchen is relevant
Good grief
Fancy having a pile of tat like that behind your sofa and keep saying that you have gutted your home (on a regular basis)
People are dreading their October energy bills, they will have to choose between heating and eating and this self important little rat feels that a few plastic leaves and a hideous wooden display 'thing' in his kitchen is relevant
Good grief
Ma lovelie it went down in Mario history. There were rants and meltdowns about snakes all over this app! Up at 5am doing a deep clean but in a deep depression 12 hours later when he realised hinchy would not grace Beirut with her presence
think a tattler even worked out she had to drive past his area to get to the airport. He was a bespoke shade of green with envy so aye.Absolutely spot on about the smugness, nose turned up claiming they are all totally sold out YOU CANNOT AND WILL NOT GET. Thinking he’s special….but forgets there are actually hunners of b&m and home bargains outside of Beirut. Also some people have taste and class something that he will never have and cannot buy so we won’t all be running to put the small business Amazon on the map by purchasing mass produced plastic waste.
So he de-clutters the kitchen to make space.
Then proceeds to buy tat for Autumn,
He can't wait for Christmas, his tree and decorations are minimal but he's been buying them since Jan.
and are we oof on another drinks station adventure.. who hoo.
He can't do BB as he has OCD.
The man is mentally challenged, surely, he is,...
Then proceeds to buy tat for Autumn,
He can't wait for Christmas, his tree and decorations are minimal but he's been buying them since Jan.
and are we oof on another drinks station adventure.. who hoo.
He can't do BB as he has OCD.
The man is mentally challenged, surely, he is,...
Nah he is actually a troll. What kind of a life is this! Bleating on about bleeping autumn / Christmas when it’s high summer. BST doesn’t end until the last week of SEPTEMBER, ya bleeping tube. Scotland has such long winter days with so little sunlight and this goon is actually willing the summer days to go 
get fucked Mario. Hope you freeze this winter in the bedsit with your laminate flooring. twit.
get fucked Mario. Hope you freeze this winter in the bedsit with your laminate flooring. twit.
That hot chocolate station for 2 grown men in their 40’s (well almost) is absolutely mental! Such a sad little life.
30th October the clocks go back, why the hell us he wishing for shorter days and miserable weather, especially when most will be scared to turn the heating on.Nah he is actually a troll. What kind of a life is this! Bleating on about bleeping autumn / Christmas when it’s high summer. BST doesn’t end until the last week of SEPTEMBER, ya bleeping tube. Scotland has such long winter days with so little sunlight and this goon is actually willing the summer days to go
We’re all gonna feel like right pricks when it eventually comes out that he is a parody account aren’t we… there’s no other explanation for this sheer stupidity
Is anyone going to address how he makes wee Deek watch the footie in another room every time. Selfish wee fanny,so aye
Aye my lovelie but if he’s no used summat in 6 months it’s time tae get rid! Mebbe that’s why he’s to bring every’hin forward a few months each year.
Hens yous have made me clutch ma enormous beak! on most threads I read people say ‘ohhhh what huv a missed’ & they get either ignored or telt tae read the fuckin wiki, but no! I always know when I read that message oan mario’s bespoke thread that the person who don’t know will get tae know cos a wan a you lassies will give it aw the funny detail as if we were “back there” so soon as a read this ‘I don’t know I’m tryin tae get tae know’ messages I get as excited as Maz when the Klarna pay option says he can pay in three so I do. Shine bright chantin ye’s all oan!
LOL
It's hard to believe he's actual real, isn't it? 
It's confusing me.... 
He genuinely must have a bleeping screw loose, there's no other explanation! Winter is grim as we usually have a lot of rain, so for me, it's depressing. I'm not a fan of Christmas for various reason and money is very tight this year, so unless I get a lot of overtime I won't be going anywhere or doing much, but as long as I'm here with my family and we're all happy and healthy that's ok.
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