That was him after a steamy sesh on the buming fort my lovies he said he was too warmIs this real or photo shop ma lovely I can't quite believe he would post this on the Internet
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Maid Marion has shoved BB's most elderly contestant out of the way. "We've aw got our disabilities hen!!"
Maid Marion is in a heated discussion with his housemates about climate change. "Your fight is no ma fight! Yoose are aw the problem wit the world!"
Mario wishes he had that much hair ma lovelie
For a second i thought you had found the real deal
Am awa to get Cosy n read this wee treat!Huv a wee read of thread 51 āFace scratched on a sausageā ma lovelie. Get yourself aw cozy and start from around page 30. Passive aggression, dirty deletes, broken DMs, a 4am deep clean of the shoe box, fake friendships publicly blown to smithereens and the untimely demise of Candy Cane Lane. Itās quite the ride.
Hope youāve got your Tena hen. Youāll pish your knicks!
Who is saying Marion wid be a gid big brother contestant? Watching a 39 year auld man walking passed umpteen mirrors aw day waving tae himsel wae his strangler fingers. Heād go intae the diary room and the other contestants wid barricade the door oot after wan day.
Iāve had tae go back and read thread 51. Buckled ma lovelies! Gonna rip this beak clean aff fram clutching it the night!
āSooo evdy i treatit masel tae some skims fae Kim kardashianā¦(tags her as if she would acknowledge him) and a have tae say i wis skeptical a the price but ye get wit ye pay fir! And ye canny take it way ye! Itās so thick and keeps everything in place! Iām no as skinny as a use to be guys! *insert boggin giggle* this hides aw yer lumps n bumps in yer jeans.. there soo lovellyyā
i can just imagine it. mario in a skims thong. Him screaming at deek asking if it makes him look skinnier. Boke.
Marioās Christmas threads are my favourites to revisit whenever Iām in need of some schadenfreude. The Christmas Eve boxes. The hot chocolate station in the scent Marsh! Mallows! The Ā£2.99 Derek sticker he bought for Deekās Playstation controller. The butt plug Santa butter that still remained untouched in his fridge in February. Home Bargains Monopoly. The snide Gucci belt that has never been seen again. Assorted items of monogrammed glassware specifically for use on Christmas Eve. The gonk bedding. The beaded mirror tits. Heās a laugh riot ma lovelies and nae debates. 
Gonna save this for bedtimeHuv a wee read of thread 51 āFace scratched on a sausageā ma lovelie. Get yourself aw cozy and start from around page 30. Passive aggression, dirty deletes, broken DMs, a 4am deep clean of the shoe box, fake friendships publicly blown to smithereens and the untimely demise of Candy Cane Lane. Itās quite the ride.
More sad depressing talk aboot the celebration āautumnā and his grand plans for it. Wee sado, but he doesny live for validation or insta ma luvlies. I, for one, however, after reading back through thread 51 are very exciting about this years candy cane lame balloon display - fresh fae the box. Itāll be a bleeping riot, I canny wait.
Saying that when he said he wasn't going to hoard the kitchen again after his last clean out. Idiot.
The face you could quite happily punch
Ah ffs heās talking about Autumn decorations and Xmas . Itās the 2 nd of August .
Wasnāt he gifted the hot chocolate station last year ? Ungrateful shite .
Wasnāt he gifted the hot chocolate station last year ? Ungrateful shite .
Could any of youse luvlies who are āluckyā enuf to live by Marion telt me this? My friend, love her dearly but sheās a pathological liar, tells me how nice the EK shappinā centre is? Ma palās just back fae there and reported that it was āfour times biggerā (no ma quote) than our local, fairly good sized centre. Aw the big shops, she says! Am a missing oot? 
I am usually seen in the Hinch thread but have been following the Archie Battersbee case so duck me, I am well out of my lane! I need a laugh and this thread does make me laugh. So aye
Cleared and gave away loads of shite in the kitchen, to make way for more tat and shite heās bought fae autumn.
Heās no going overboard though. Then talking about Christmas decorations and shopping for presents come September.
Naw heās really no well
Heās no going overboard though. Then talking about Christmas decorations and shopping for presents come September.
Naw heās really no well
Em, itās better than The Paisley Centre. Iām not sure thatās helpful thoCould any of youse luvlies who are āluckyā enuf to live by Marion telt me this? My friend, love her dearly but sheās a pathological liar, tells me how nice the EK shappinā centre is? Ma palās just back fae there and reported that it was āfour times biggerā (no ma quote) than our local, fairly good sized centre. Aw the big shops, she says! Am a missing oot?
A know autumn is October but itās September for me.
*no ma quote
*no ma quote
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