Hopefully Maz is about tae do his own female empowerment video. Stretch marks on his tits, wee glimpse of his mum tum. I'm here fur it!
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He'd be boring...
Bet Derek has tae roll her in flour tae find the wet patch. If yew noo you nooIt's not as if he is eating out in different places and having different food. He is eating at the same basic places every week and eating the beigest of food. I bet he has a massive gunt.
Apply for BB! He’s got a face for radio and that’s all I’m saying on the matter 
). I quite enjoy cooking and teaching the kids what a kitchen is actually for!
I can’t imagine eating out that often either. We do takeaway on payday usually (as most of you know Dr Skyflier is a bleeping skinflint) and only eat out occasionally (usually followed by THAT glint in his eye
). I quite enjoy cooking and teaching the kids what a kitchen is actually for! 
Hey Mario!. What's it like being ignored by your mate, Hinch?!Ignored by his bestie
Nae bother aboot your wee nieces security being compromised, so aye. He must have finished work after his 1 hour shift then, considering he's oan that app again.
I thought when I seen the post of Hinch ignoring him he would be taking a break from Insta ( going in a huff ) but since seeing this he’ll be on an absolute high and full of himself . As if she would want to snog him if he was straight 
. He sounds like a 80year old Granpa from the highlands “ only lass “
. He sounds like a 80year old Granpa from the highlands “ only lass “Attachments
She clearly hasn’t heard about his death breathI thought when I seen the post of Hinch ignoring him he would be taking a break from Insta but since seeing this he’ll be on an absolute high and full of himself . As if she would want to snog him if he was straight
Is this another small business he's going to give the kiss of death to.... eerrmm, I mean, make loads of money and put on the map!?
@Popper called it ‘inbox fuhl’
As for writing he’d be voted out first and hated, thinking he’s a proper little comedian. He’s absolutely nothing to offer. The comment ‘would go on for half a mill’ reckons he should be on the celebrity version. Honestly am clutching ma beak the day. Maybe his pal Hinch would be offered money like that to appear on the celeb version, certainly not maid marion.
He's a first class idiot posting that
That is so bleeping funny and tragic!
Does he not realise all it takes is for someone sick who doesn’t like him to look up the dance company and then Google the opening times etc. Surely people can’t be this stupid ???
He's as thick as mince!
Fear not ma luvlie, he can just set big cat Rayn on them
Teeth like a burnt fence!
Lovelies, I didn't do my research.
Why was I not more Maz?
Just had a spray tan by the hottest gay guy on the planet.
The shame. He lives a couple of streets away (has a front and back door. He prefers back doors).
Me stood bollock naked, other than my paper pants that ripped flashing my growler
The shame.
Why was I not more Maz?
Just had a spray tan by the hottest gay guy on the planet.
The shame. He lives a couple of streets away (has a front and back door. He prefers back doors).
Me stood bollock naked, other than my paper pants that ripped flashing my growler
The shame.
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