Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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twilightgarden

“Height comparison” you’re no giant Marion hen! Get back in your box you beaky prick and leave Deek alone you’re just jealous we all love him.
 
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paperbackwriter89

So bitter and snide towards Deek, always with the catty comments. He’s absolutely vile and I have no idea why all his ‘Mafia’ can’t see it. What a complete bitch tits he is! Yet in the next dots of doom he’s bleating oan about being kind and he’s a lovely person. Nae the wonder his beak’s so big
 
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twilightgarden

Mum3boys said:
Let’s hope so hen, when he eventually got his hawns on the worlds worst trainers that he just hud to huv in his aine life
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I hope they’re delivered by Herms
I Ken they’ve changed name but still makes me laugh he was FUMMING about jai deeeee and herms what a little bitch pumping tits
 
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Dawn Dayn

Just been reading the wiki, clutching my beak and my hoosecoat at my neck. Someone needs to add his Dyson hairdryer, straighteners and oplex (no my spelling)
wonder what Deek Mario will buy with derek card will get him for his birthday. Remember when he got Derek Cadbury creme eggs for his birthday, then ate then himself.

As youse might have gathered from the rambling, I'm still on the tramadol.
 
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menopausalmargrit

Sloppys said:
Yes Maz, she will cash in and earn a shit load of money. She won’t be accepting bottles of elbow grease as payment. Tons a love
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What is he even rambling about? He needs to learn that sometimes it’s best just to say nothing at all.
 
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Kat__lax

This is an ABZOLUTE STAPUL!
 
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Sloppys

I remember I was on a plane coming back off ma holidays (smell the wealth) and I has missed aww the snakes on this app drama. I was clutching ma beak all the way home on the motorway reading here. Definitely in Maz’s top 3 moments. .
 
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GiftedNotFree

Hinch stealing Christmas really was a moment to behold. Immediately after he had his meltdown about allllll the snakes oan this app, he was completely sucking up her arse again. Commenting on everything of hers he’s a perma riddy ma lovelies.
 
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Macmama

Even on the tramadol, you are making mare sense than that wee womble ever has, ma luvley


Babybail93 said:
Teeth like a Witch Doctor’s necklace ma lovely
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Christ’s sake I’m going to be needing to treated maself tae a Turkey nose job at the rate ah clutch ma beak oan this app
 
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Alansbigplate

Hens does anyone here work fae “big Tesco’s roond from me” as I huv a bespoke question aboot it
 
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iris8

He’s defo angling for a discount. 🫢
Pay full price. Just like your rent!

I have a blue light card. Please no paparazzi.

I try to live a very humble life even tho I single handedly saved the nation by working through the pandemic.
I feel this opportunity is well deserved so I treat myself many times flashing my blue light card.
I can confirm it’s no a shart card.
Ive no got any hidden disabilities and I don’t push wee grannies over either. 🫡
 
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Babybail93

Could you imagine! He’d be like that Craig was with Anthony. Proper obsessed and weird.

In all fairness he would actually be quiet entertaining in there, fae all the wrong reasons, but still

 
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paperbackwriter89

Day 26 in the Big Brother house(coat):
It’s 4pm and Marion is aw cosy in bed with a wax melt on the go.
 
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Madge2022

paperbackwriter89 said:
Day 26 in the Big Brother house(coat):
It’s 4pm and Marion is aw cosy in bed with a wax melt on the go.
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As if he would last 26 days. The rest of the house wud huv thrown him ower the gairden wall well before then. Marion wud huv hud a tantrum ower the shopping list no huvin enuf beige food or fresh raspberries for his bespoke Starbucks Barrs lemonade drink.
 
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