Cleaning with Mario #72 He’s had lips full of filler, still resembles an extra fae Jackson’s Thriller

[Babybail93]

That nose looks like it's made from plasticine! I'm baffled as to why he's not had it altered as he can probably see it with his eyes shut!

It surely gives him a neck ache? I mean it must weigh a fair bit, the size of it?

 

[#noinfluencer]

It surely gives him a neck ache? I mean it must weigh a fair bit, the size of it?

You're not wrang there - I'm surprised it's not dragging him doon to the groond! Maybe he's claiming disability allowance for it?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

At first glance I thought this was wee Deeks leg. Thought he had entangled himself in the bleep washings, so aye.
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duck me im clutching ma beak at that

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Evening ma lovelies

He's on the beg for a free corner sofa, I see.
Didn't he say last week that he was nay changing anything in his house for the foreseeable!? He must have whiplash with the amount of changing his mind he does.

Wee liar is oar Marion.

Why does he need a sofa to nap on??! He's in his bed from 8pm. He works 2-3 hours a day. He doesn't go anywhere. He has no children. How much more sleep does he need?!

Last week vs this week

 

[coffeeislife21]

Tattle is trolling me

 

[Berniebow]

Oor Marion on the beg.

 

[Duchesspink]

Danyell mustn't be biting and offering any corner sofas this year. She probably hasn't sold anything to any of Marion's mafia so it isn't worth her while.
He needs a new sofa because he saw hinch getting her freebie no 3 from dfs

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

All the talk of sofas led me to do a wee checkin. She didn’t even name it The Mario after that whole performance. Dan-Yell done him dirty and owes him a sofa now!

 

[TooFarScone]

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All the talk of sofas led me to do a wee checkin. She didn’t even name it The Mario after that whole performance. Dan-Yell done him dirty and owes him a sofa now!

Mia

 

[Babybail93]

Mia

Can’t blame the girl. Calling a bed “The Mario” always sounded a bit P@edo to me

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Can’t blame the girl. Calling a bed “The Mario” always sounded a bit P@edo to me

If I was buying a ‘Mario’ bed I’d expect it to be car shaped and come with free bananas..

 

[Madge2022]

Mia

Terrible, she could have at least called it Marion.

 

[Popper]

Marion hen, getting up at 6am isn’t an achievement that you need to document. Most of us do it every day. So just you and your wee juice bottle sit back down and get some class. (No ma quote)

 

[orangeboom]

The Mia bed
Ooh danyell you rotten witch

 

[paperbackwriter89]

If I was buying a ‘Mario’ bed I’d expect it to be car shaped and come with free bananas..

Itsa Mia Mario

 

[Suzy29]

If that DanYell woman gifts him a sofa, she must be the biggest idiot going.
I'd be furious If I'd gifted sofas to someone, only to see them getting rid of them as quick as he is.

 

[Kat__lax]

Itsa Mia Mario

This needs to be a thread title

 

[mrsbucket]

It's not exactly a glowing endorsement is it? He's had the concrete sofas just over a year and he's now saying they're not comfy and he wants new ones. If Danyell gifts him a corner sofa the lassie needs her heed checking He is genuinely the worst 'brand rep' ever.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Mario invented getting up at 6am for work don’t you know?

And is that a coffee he’s having at his brothers even though he HATES coffee?

 

[Eeyore147]

Itsa Mia Mario

You know everyone read that it the Nintendo accent too