Oh what’s this? Is it…… a corner sofa? Not 4 years ago?
Silly little bleep
Silly little bleep
Cleaning with Mario #72 He’s had lips full of filler, still resembles an extra fae Jackson’s Thriller
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Someone's on the beg for a corner suite. Watch this space he'll say its a treat.
We couldnae live with such a wee bumming fort so we treatit oorsells
We couldnae live with such a wee bumming fort so we treatit oorsells
So he went fae a comfy looking couch and cosy crapet tae ah couch as inviting as a mortuary slab and stain cauld flairs aw fur the gram. He’s no richt.
So he got his first sofa from Dan-yell in Feb 2020, and then another new one in April 2021 and now he’s on the beg for another one?! 3 sofas in 18 months….what the actual duck?! More fool him if he accepts another freebie from Dan-yell, it’s just cheap shite she punts.
ETA- must have been having a Mario brain fart. No 18 months, 2 years and a half, still shocking lmao
ETA- must have been having a Mario brain fart. No 18 months, 2 years and a half, still shocking lmao
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The new corner bumming fort can't cost more than £350, that's the next cost of living payment he'll get in September.
Not far aff ma lovely. He’ll just have tae put a bit of that months PIP towards it. Nae bother
What I’d love to know is who is moving all the revolving door tat in and out of the bedsit for them? There’s no way dolly and didums could manage to haul the concrete slab couches to Paisley landfill themselves. Do they hire a company??! I’ve never seen anyone more wasteful than Mario and I’m not even exaggerating. The sheer volume of goods that have came and went from that flat since he started Oan This App is outrageous. So aye.
“Concession cards not valid”. Aye, nae Shart card discoont fae you son!
He’ll sell them so the buyer collects them . He could gift them to a charity shop but that would mean he was thinking of other less fortunate than him . Mario only cares and thinks about himself and what he can get .
He’ll sling it straight out the windae into the fly tipped pits below. His other two sofas are probably still oot there
He's never happy. No matter what he gets he gets bored with it easily. He really is tapped in the head
Friggin hell. My conservatory furniture cost more!
Hope it's no the decaff wan that kept him up aw night the last time.
I hate that I know this but the corner sofa he sold and the 1st gifted lot from Danyell she took back when he had the living room panelled and then gave him these new ones along with the console tables.
True ma lovelie. I forgot he had big Bernadette on speed dial.
Wee screenshot. State of Marion.
He thinks he looks sexy and sultry, he actually looks puffy and like he’s had an allergic reaction
Ffs the actual state of that wee cretin
I love it how no matter what filter and how many he puts on his ugly as duck face, not one of those filters covers that Mahasoov bleeping beak
I love it how no matter what filter and how many he puts on his ugly as duck face, not one of those filters covers that Mahasoov bleeping beak
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Pores on his hooter defeating the nuclear strength filter.
What’s with these selfies lately? He looks a bleeping mess. Why is no one having a word with him? 
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