Cleaning with Mario #72 He’s had lips full of filler, still resembles an extra fae Jackson’s Thriller

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Hope you are declaring the 'cash in hand' job to the tax man @chickenlicken007
Who in their right mind is PAYING Marion to bespokely “clean” their hoose?! Wee dick admitted he “maintains the dust” so aye. Grubby beak nosed fool.
 
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Did Derek not have a corner sofa when Mario moved in and took over replacing them with Dan Yell #gifted monstrosities chesterfields?
 
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Here we go lads. Wait until he finds the one he wants then tags the company in.
Greedy, begging bastard!.

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God help my husband if he sat on the same sofa as me 😂🤣. That’s what you get after 25 years if marriage 🙊
I hear you 🤣
 
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So we are going on the 213th sofa journey…

He’s just dropping the bait for Dan-Yell to find him a cheap knock off of a Snug or Loaf sofa.
 
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Did Derek not have a corner sofa when Mario moved in and took over replacing them with Dan Yell #gifted monstrosities chesterfields?
Probably why he panicked and did follow up saying the chesterfields are fine, absolutely fine but no fur two haufwits tae lounge oan. Nae mair #gifted tags Marion if ye urni careful and nae debates.
 
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He sharted his pants at the pull of a freebie, crushed velveteer ‘chesterfield’ - now finally admitting it’s as uncomfortable as it looks.
Hunner percent he’s announcing the corner sofa jurnee to get a bite from anyone for a #gifted one. Tit.
 
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Dan Yell will be on the phone offering him a bespoke Mario corner unit in the colour anaemic shart. So aye.
 
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My crack is fiiiinneee ma lovelie!!!
Ah wud huv DM'd ye if ah cud huv as ah wondered if Marion hud kidnapped ye ma loverlie 🥰, and aye ah huv left the r in, Marion has shown me how tae staun up tae use tattle cunts!!! 🥔♥

He sharted his pants at the pull of a freebie, crushed velveteer ‘chesterfield’ - now finally admitting it’s as uncomfortable as it looks.
Hunner percent he’s announcing the corner sofa jurnee to get a bite from anyone for a #gifted one. Tit.
Keep your Kerry Katonas oan who he's following, see if any sofa companies make a sudden appearance.
 
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So is that Marion finally realising that his neck and back are fucked because Danyells couches look like breeze blocks wae fabric draped ower them?
 
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Ma lovelies I can’t get over him and Deek not having a dining table? Do they eat their stovies on their lap? Or with a tray like a wee Nanna?
 
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