That's it, ah'm getting masel' doon tae Seedyhill cooncil and getting a bespoke bedsit and instagramming ma jurney
Think ah wull call it cleaning with Marion.
Think ah wull call it cleaning with Marion.
Cleaning with Mario #72 He’s had lips full of filler, still resembles an extra fae Jackson’s Thriller
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He chases his health? Hahahahha old lard ass couldn’t chase a slug never mind anything else. What a lunatic.
Only thing he chases is shop assistants around with his shart card
He doesn't have a clue what 'health' is! And his extra salt tour of terrible cafes and meals show he has definitely never chased it.
If he was chasing happiness he wouldn't have been sat with a calender to make sure he got his fishy leaves and balloon arch up first. He's chasing numbers like the rest of them as much as he wants to deny it. Sad little Pinocchio! I want to be a fly on the wall if/when these photos of (that other fake) Greedy and Hinch appear. Snakes on This App! Obv all those accounts have gone stale and they all look to be struggling for real engagement, but no doubt there will be the likes and arse-liking comments for them both. The validation and attention Mario craves!
'Content creator' still gets me!
does he realise that almost everyone on IG uploads photos to their grid and stories. Doesn't make them content creators. And he does absolutely nothing 'creative' or above my older neighbours on IG. They can all upload a photo or a little chat to their stories. Creating a million dots of doom simply ranting about how you are not bothered and are absolutely fine doesn't count as 'content' (nor telling everyone you just 'looooooove' the newest bottle of cleaning product that is the same as every other product)...it's just a middle aged bloke whining into the Abyss!
If he was chasing happiness he wouldn't have been sat with a calender to make sure he got his fishy leaves and balloon arch up first. He's chasing numbers like the rest of them as much as he wants to deny it. Sad little Pinocchio! I want to be a fly on the wall if/when these photos of (that other fake) Greedy and Hinch appear. Snakes on This App! Obv all those accounts have gone stale and they all look to be struggling for real engagement, but no doubt there will be the likes and arse-liking comments for them both. The validation and attention Mario craves!
'Content creator' still gets me!
does he realise that almost everyone on IG uploads photos to their grid and stories. Doesn't make them content creators. And he does absolutely nothing 'creative' or above my older neighbours on IG. They can all upload a photo or a little chat to their stories. Creating a million dots of doom simply ranting about how you are not bothered and are absolutely fine doesn't count as 'content' (nor telling everyone you just 'looooooove' the newest bottle of cleaning product that is the same as every other product)...it's just a middle aged bloke whining into the Abyss!
Just winding that @littlechicken007 up ma lovelie.Wit huv ye been up tae, no getting oan wrang side o' you and nae debates
If it's washed doon wi mad dog or buckfast it is classed as a cheer up in Scoatland tae be fair.
The beak was clutched!!!
Sorry ma lovelies. Pretty sure he meant Loan Arranger, not Lone Ranger. Klarna and maxing out credit cards is his joab. Nae debates. Mwah mwah 
Another message to yourself Marion? Does he not realise you cannot hide your style of writing. Twatfink
Deceased at this ma lovelie, picturing him using the shart card as a wee lassoo round home bargains, obliterating grannies as he’s an OG
Canni wait tae Marion gawn oan a threading jurney oan his boat race next, jist like Chloe Sims ...there's no way he will stick to just getting his lips and eye lashes tweaked.
Looks fit to burst and nae debates
not a good lewk
The shart card gets me everytime
The day we discovered his shart card has to be one of the greatest days on Tattle and nae debates.
Just went past the bumming factory oan the train. Morninnnnn mah lovely. Kin smell the wealth an stovies bubbling away.
I show mr peach these posts sometimes and the other night he started laughing at the memory of me telling him about the shart card, what a nasty troll.
happy Friday you funny lot
happy Friday you funny lot
Wealth and so forth
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Jesus take the wheel, he'll be racing to b&m and home bargains today. Treat himself to some *food* order some Dior make up broke by Sunday, again.
For what he must make working the few hours he does, l doubt it's worth getting excited over 
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he really thinks he’s still like 18 doesn’t he? Grow up Mario you’re almost 40.
he really thinks he’s still like 18 doesn’t he? Grow up Mario you’re almost 40.- Status