I really don’t think Derek needs to worry about that guy whisking Marion off his feet. Or anyone for that matter.
Cleaning with Mario #71 Rancid Scheme Queen spent all her Cost of Living payment in one day
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I am howling with laughter at the seductive finger bite, ffs, Maz this weather is killing me slowly but that pic has given me all the vibes 
absolutely beyond a joke! If he was chocolate he'd have eaten himself by now 
absolutely beyond a joke! If he was chocolate he'd have eaten himself by now 
So many messages from his huns he had to use the same top message twice in his collage
And he said using his pictures as avatars is creepy?!. Give your head a shake and look at you fan girling in the blokes screenshot. THAT'S creepy you freak!.
Oh m8, imagine having a few tweaks on a face that needs major reconstruction and thinking you can ditch the loyal bf. You're a part time cleaner with bowel issues maz, it ain't happening. Derek is your peak.
Paint me like one of your fence girls Jack
Haha was going to edit it, but this so much better
Maybe he dusted off his bespoke laptop and made it on there hen so ayeTha wee faded photo and finger pose had me howlingggggg..similar pics of maself back in the day hens when I was around 12 messing aboot with the old effects on the computerfading maself and potential love interests into the same photo looollllllll
Let’s hope he doesn’t send the poor guy on “that vile app” a heavy breathing videoClear to see how much that wee cat loves Deek
I really hope someone out there is sliding in his DMs to flirt and try steal him from Dum Deek, but then exposes all the texts and shames the wee scrote, aye, that would be braw if it happened
The thought of Marion getting a wide on for anyone makes me cringe.
Needs major reconstruction! Fucks sake!
He’s proper feeling himself lately isn’t he? If that were my brother I’d be having a word. Absolute show!
State on that thumb nail. Thought he did his nails yesterday. Lying toad he dipped them in goose fat.34° Here in the North. Whiney bastard that he is.
Well if this shade of pink doesn't scream he's wearing lip gloss l don’t know what will
I’ve got genuine bespoke conjunctivitis and had to spend £7 (smell the wealth) in Boots on nasty ointment to rub in my (not Kerry katonae) eye.
my eye looks less painful and swollen than his and it is proper sore and crusty right now. Not helped by the proper heat down sarf (40 degrees today)
my eye looks less painful and swollen than his and it is proper sore and crusty right now. Not helped by the proper heat down sarf (40 degrees today)
Seeing his bare legs has made me feel all queasy 
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Thank frig for that. Hide ya puffy eyelids as well
Soz doll ah canni see it as ah've gauged ma eyes oot and they still look better than Marion's
Whose tanned hairy muscle legs are those, cos Mario's are like sparrow legs.Thank frig for that. Hide ya puffy eyelids as well
The hair on his legs really threw me. I’ve always just assumed he was completely hairless. Like a sphinxThank frig for that. Hide ya puffy eyelids as well
Sorry Marion, promise tae delete aw u're screenshoats, if ye promise tae stoap showing yer boady. Although they legs look suspiciously hairy fur you 
He's multitasking by tea bagging Derek and snapping Derek's legs with his phone
Aw naw don't, gieing me the dry boak and nae debates.He's multitasking by tea bagging Derek and snapping Derek's legs with his phone
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