He's Italian ma lovelie, he'll tan and look gawjus.Ah'm gonni veer rite oot ma lane and stick up fur Marion here. Us Scoats urni built fur heat, we huv gingers who wull die!
Cleaning with Mario #71 Rancid Scheme Queen spent all her Cost of Living payment in one day
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He's definitely been on here after he's just mentioned the BBL
You can say you do you and do what makes you happy on repeat, but you're the type who'll never be happy with your life. You spend so much money to get quick buzzes of happiness, then you're back to your miserable life in Derek's tiny council flat.
People of your age and like your siblings have their own homes, cars, holidays etc.. Your achievement is a large collection of rubbish from B&M and Home Bargains. Well done
You can say you do you and do what makes you happy on repeat, but you're the type who'll never be happy with your life. You spend so much money to get quick buzzes of happiness, then you're back to your miserable life in Derek's tiny council flat.
People of your age and like your siblings have their own homes, cars, holidays etc.. Your achievement is a large collection of rubbish from B&M and Home Bargains. Well done
I've been feeling very anxious, genuine anxiety and worry due to going into hospital tomorrow, so it's helped cheer me up.He hud pure treatit us this weekend wi his content and nae debates.
He did, ordered them awf that small business called Amazon, so he's lying AGAIN.
Exactly!. He's still ugly inside as well as on the outside.
Covid hit him about 8 weeks or more after buying that
I actually feel for deed Derek bet he would love to go on a plane but naw Marion over it! Never been a lover of the sun!! But aye wear a winter coat in summer hates it the sun! But also will go post pics him sitting in sun in bro back garden then proudly shows off his sunburn but ayyyye next week he'll be saying how summer his is favourite season!!
U're right ma loverlie, that's me back in ma ain lane noo so aye. Ah wull look forward tae his work jurney the morra wi his winter coat oan.
Hope all is wellI've been feeling very anxious, genuine anxiety and worry due to going into hospital tomorrow, so it's helped cheer me up.
Thank you, for askingU're right ma loverlie, that's me back in ma ain lane noo so aye. Ah wull look forward tae his work jurney the morra wi his winter coat oan.
Hope all is well
I hope so, too - I'll be glad to get my appointment done in the morning.The nails, the lashes, the lips, the perfume. At this rate at least Derek will get for Christmas what heβs always wanted. A pussy.I canβt wait to see what he looks like come Christmas. He has to go overboard on everything, so he is going to pump his face full of tit regularly now
Has he had some work done to his nose? 
would that fckn monstrosity not be ur first priority?????
would that fckn monstrosity not be ur first priority?????
I cannae stoap watchin his Stovie tutorial. It gets better every single time.
Over 20 odd dots of death to say put some veg, gravy and sausages in a pot and boil them (p.s. lolling at the square sausages)
"Ahm no a cook so this is quite hard fir me tae explain, but ah hope yeh get the jist ae it"
Over 20 odd dots of death to say put some veg, gravy and sausages in a pot and boil them (p.s. lolling at the square sausages)
"Ahm no a cook so this is quite hard fir me tae explain, but ah hope yeh get the jist ae it"
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Hens, I caught up oan Maz late last night after a looong day of travelling and I truly thought the lip filler journeh was a fever dream.
Mario slathering on the lip gloss and pouting has made my weekend. Pyoor feeling herself the day! Imagine getting yer lips and lashes done but leaving yer dolomite looking conk framed in the middle. Am absolutely gassed the day lovelies am no good here
Mario slathering on the lip gloss and pouting has made my weekend. Pyoor feeling herself the day! Imagine getting yer lips and lashes done but leaving yer dolomite looking conk framed in the middle. Am absolutely gassed the day lovelies am no good here
Hes doing all the holiday prep to spend his AL in his bedsit...
The close up of his nails gave me the absolute boke
The close up of his nails gave me the absolute boke
Has Hinch commented on his selfie pic yet 
βI want autumn NOW!β Heβs such a greeting faced wee brat.
Remember Mario, climate change isn't your passion, so fight your own fight and stop moaning, ya sweaty wee rat.
Remember Mario, climate change isn't your passion, so fight your own fight and stop moaning, ya sweaty wee rat.
His penis fingers 
Mazzas Manicureβs tit, pass it on
Heβs transitioning alright. Transitioning from a tit cleanfluencer to a tit insta model and beauty influencer.
Aye I mean this heat makes me feel so sick, Iβm a great believer in climate change.
Think Iβll start ranting IM NO WELL.
Just get on with it mario like everyone has too
Tattie heartsThank you, for asking
to you ma lovelie, I'll be thinking of you and chanting you oan fae the result you want XXX
weird wee alien fingers 
He really is a freaky little fucker of a thing isnt he?
He really is a freaky little fucker of a thing isnt he?
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