Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies, I've been off living life as I should be. Soaking ma wee contacts in fabulosa so aye, all shiny and bespoke. Looking forward to ma annual leave plans, so I can use flash bicarb in ma shower and then treat masel tae a carb fest of pasta and pizza, so aye all excited and so forth. All cosy and warum in ma hoosecoat, doing ma bleep washings. Aye.

 

[Freefalling]

Hello ma lovelies, I've been off living life as I should be. Soaking ma wee contacts in fabulosa so aye, all shiny and bespoke. Looking forward to ma annual leave plans, so I can use flash bicarb in ma shower and then treat masel tae a carb fest of pasta and pizza, so aye all excited and so forth. All cosy and warum in ma hoosecoat, doing ma bleep washings. Aye.
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These filters are absolutely beyond a joke! His eyes look as big as his hole after a shart attack #blowinginthewind

 

[nosy-nora]

Hello ma lovelies, I've been off living life as I should be. Soaking ma wee contacts in fabulosa so aye, all shiny and bespoke. Looking forward to ma annual leave plans, so I can use flash bicarb in ma shower and then treat masel tae a carb fest of pasta and pizza, so aye all excited and so forth. All cosy and warum in ma hoosecoat, doing ma bleep washings. Aye.
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That’s it. Am deid. RIP Nosy Nora.

belter x

 

[DramaQueen79]

His a/l has been a right treat so far what a waste. He should be away to tenerife soaking up the sun. Instead he his walking someone elses dog around the scheme #lifegoals

 

[TooFarScone]

Hello ma lovelies, I've been off living life as I should be. Soaking ma wee contacts in fabulosa so aye, all shiny and bespoke. Looking forward to ma annual leave plans, so I can use flash bicarb in ma shower and then treat masel tae a carb fest of pasta and pizza, so aye all excited and so forth. All cosy and warum in ma hoosecoat, doing ma bleep washings. Aye.
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Clutching ma beak and wiping tears here hen

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He's getting extra pocket money for being a wee dug walker.
She needs tae be careful traipsing through cemeteries looking like she does, they'll try dragging her intae an open grave thinking she's escaped, the corpse looking duck.

 

[Suzy29]

His a/l has been a right treat so far what a waste. He should be away to tenerife soaking up the sun. Instead he his walking someone elses dog around the scheme #lifegoals

This was obviously part of his busy time during his holiday. He really knows how to have an exciting schedule

Any why's he calling the dog Dolly then Tallulah?!

 

[TooFarScone]

This was obviously part of his busy time during his holiday. He really knows how to have an exciting schedule

Any why's he calling the dog Dolly then Tallulah?!

The way he goes to whistle then remembers he can't whistle. He can't do anything.

 

[Eeyore147]

Even the dog hates you Mario. Oh and if you think her hair/fur has been butchered, it’s a damn sight better than yours

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Even the dog hates you Mario. Oh and if you think her hair/fur has been butchered, it’s a damn sight better than yours

OMG the poor puppy's body language. Wtf does he do to make animals hate him.

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

What’s the poor dog done to deserve those spidery fingers all over him

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

OMG the poor puppy's body language. Wtf does he do to make animals hate him.

Exists ma lovelie.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

My heart missed a beat there, I thought the yella eyed Paisley panda was giving me a shout out
Back in ma ain laine a go ma lovlies

 

[theolderigetthemore]

That poor dog

 

[Doodlebug71]

Is that him cuckooing in Johnnys new gaff? At least deek is free fae the parashite so aye hens chanting yeez oan fae the roof taps

 

[Babybail93]

I’d love it if that dug had had one of his fingers off when he was fondling it. The dog clearly doesn’t like him.

Johnny wants to be careful letting the rat in his new hoose so much. He was only meant to be a one night stand fae Derek and look at what happened there. Never left. So aye

 

[Skyflier6727]

I love it when peeps go on holiday, remember @Skyflier6727 waving her phone on a hill like a loon.


They put yellow drops in, to dilate the pupil so they can look at the back of the eye.

Haha that was a holiday I’ll never forget . I don’t think himself will ever make that mistake again

 

[Spottydog]

That poor wee dug being left with him. Is its name Dolly or Talulha

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

OMG the poor puppy's body language. Wtf does he do to make animals hate him.

Animals just know when they’re around bad people Ma lovelie. Karma on his arse so aye.

 

[Babybail93]

That poor wee dug being left with him. Is its name Dolly or Talulha

Knowing that bleep, it’s name is probably something he can’t pronounce, so he calls it random tit