Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

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He's getting extra pocket money for being a wee dug walker.
She needs tae be careful traipsing through cemeteries looking like she does, they'll try dragging her intae an open grave thinking she's escaped, the corpse looking duck.
Imagine you were there visiting a loved ones grave and that streak of piss starts screeching and videoing, long Covid would be the least of his problems if it was me.
 
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How hot is it in Scotland the day? Because down here we are being told not to take our dugs oot in the middle of the day
 
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How hot is it in Scotland the day? Because down here we are being told not to take our dugs oot in the middle of the day
It looks alot nicer where he is than down the M74! . We are in Lanarkshire and it's very grey, windy and alot cooler. We are taking the dog to the park while it's cool enough.

Dogs have a strong bleep radar, that dog hates him 🤣
 
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I love that the dog hates him now too. Cats are funny buggers but dogs normally love everyone 🤣🤣🤣

How hot is it in Scotland the day? Because down here we are being told not to take our dugs oot in the middle of the day
A bit gray and cloudy. It’s warm enough (ie you can take the parka off)!
 
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That dog hates him 😅 doing a Rayn and ignoring his every word. No wonder, that voice he puts on is like nails on a chalkboard 😣😭
 
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“Right tallulah” “gid wee lassie” he’s like a 70 year auld granny talking tae the grandweans
 
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He sounds like such a creep when he talks like that. So nasally :sick: it makes my skin crawl
 
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Do you think he talks dirty to Deek like that, in bed. "ooooh bumming fort the night, ma wee dolly, aye" "oooh every inch of it Deek" 🤢🤮
 
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