God now all we are going to get are all these sweating middle aged woman congratulating him on 90k !!!!
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Just when you think Maude can’t get any more basic he has a gin from a wine glass
Very’ like bloody tracing paperThe white tights
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How creased does a Primarni tracksuit get?
He's a pasty white man who's nearly 40, those are probably just his legs!
My granny used to wear those heavy whitish stockings , for her varicose veins.
Perhaps Mario has got veiny achey legs. Ooh me legs Derek, get the Lenore spray oot.
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All we need now is for BBC Scotland to commission a reality “documentary” show following him about in “all areas of his life” That would absolutely make my day
Look at the big old scratch on his hand! Good girl ma wee Acid Rayne
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Betcha any money he leaves the fruit in the glass. Probably doesn't even know it's edible, just saw them do it in Gusto.
Like a wee little Casper! Bet he just burns at the first lick of sunHow white are his handssomeone gift that laddy a holiday pronto
He needs to wear factor dufle coat
I am a red head, so I am almost scottish in skin tone. As Billy Connolly says I am pale blue, but in summer I go white then bright red after 37 seconds in the sun. However, I would never wear white trackies like St Melvin because I'm not a daft bleepHe needs to wear factor dufle coat
Did marion have a highlight called My singing? Cant find it 
...so aye
...so ayeIt’s his very first highlight on the pageDid marion have a highlight called My singing? Cant find it
Don’t worry, it’s still there, the first erm one, can’t bring myself to call it a h****lightDid marion have a highlight called My singing? Cant find it
What is wrong with the colour of their skin?
Those hands are vile looking!
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