If Monzo isn't in it for followers or freebies I'd love to know the rationale behind his newspaper article!?
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Is it just me or is the journalist ripping the piss right out of him? The wording of the article is incredible!
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Didn’t he say just the other week he pulled the plug on semi Chem because he wasn’t ready for it?! He doesn’t want his account to get big? Yet he will get in touch with the daily record so they can do an article about him, in the hope he will get followers? What he actually means is his account isn’t growing and he isn’t getting offers of work
that’s why he’s put himself out there in the paper He doesn’t even get a lot of comments on his posts considering the amount of followers!! The people who ask him where to get this n that are the ista sheep who have no minds of their own“He’s got used to the attention, as well as learning a few Instagrammer tricks along the way. At first he was spending hours every day replying to the 2000 to 3000 messages generated by each post.”
Aye then a rat
ran in 
Who called this on Sunday ? We knew he was up to something - I wish the Daily Record had comments.
He is going to be raging they used the photo with the polly pocket mirror
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"Mario, with 86,000 followers, is not at Hinch levels of fame. This is his choice"
Aye, so it it, he obviously wants to be at her level
Aye, so it it, he obviously wants to be at her level
Journo noticed too 
... still think he should get curtains and hide hoover behind them
... still think he should get curtains and hide hoover behind them
Is it just me or is this jounalist actually ripping the pish? Some of the things she brings up are definetly from tattle! OMG, i cannae believe the wee tube actually posted this as if it was a massive achievement. Im mortified for him, how can he not see this is a pish talk? Aw god, i actually dont think i can watch any more of his stories biggin himself up any more after this article. duck me his ego is going to start seeping out of that big shiny dome any minute. God help us all. ps... you would have thought if the paperes were coming round you'd at lesat get dressed and not fling on yer primrache trackie????? no?
She really does think shes something!!!Ooft you've really upet oor Melvin's protege. Didnt you know her lives were essential for the mental well being of millions. She is the savour of poor souls and unhappy hinchers. She gave you three heed wobbles and the finger.
Her and her mouldy teeth need to take her face for a tit
Finance Derek?? I swear it's like Melvin wrote this himself with the awful spelling 
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What news to wake up too! Going to work now so can’t properly enjoy all your comments but it’s the all in one cream tracksuit that got me!!! 
That whole article is a massive piss take, what tattler works for the record and set this all up?!
God imagine how insufferable he’s going to be in his stories tonight.
God imagine how insufferable he’s going to be in his stories tonight.
That’s he’s flat robbed this week then!!!
Sorry, one last thing: “It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.”
I am speechless they did an article about him, but it's made my day.
He will be strutting about his work like he's a "celeb" and no one having a clue who he is.
He will be strutting about his work like he's a "celeb" and no one having a clue who he is.
THEY TOOK MA HOOVER, MA WAX MELTS, MA GAWJUS THROWS.
and Derek.
that we red battery in the picture is freaking me out - Status