Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn

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Kikini Bamalam

Kikini Bamalam

Just watched Melvio's stories and jesus, he is getting worse. That poor bastard cat just wants it all to end, I'm not a cat person at all, but even I want to rescue her.
I'm delighted Melvin doesn't give a damn about us all and isn't going to change, because he is comedy gold.
 
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lauramars

I can’t stop watching the singing highlight and thinking this is a 35+ year old man acting this way!! 😂
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Kikini Bamalam

lauramars said:
I can’t stop watching the singing highlight and thinking this is a 35+ year old man acting this way!! 😂
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Laura, we can do an intervention on you if required. Please do not put yourself in danger any more. Go gargle with some zoflora and repent your sins, or I'll be round to put a #gifted Mario wax melt up your nightdress!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

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Christ, it just proves what a state their toilet is in with their shocking diet, if that is the amount of bleeping toilet duck they need #PrayForMelvinsShitter
 
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Madonna

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I wonder why Maude never took us on his Botox jurrrrne? I was looking back at his old highlights (Pre Woodhill Dental #gifted) and he’s very clearly got lots of forehead lines but now, nothing. Unless Dezza gave him a chemical peal with neat zoflora but still unlike him not to say. TBH, feeling a bit cheated as his page is advertised as ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE NOW. But it is what it is.
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

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I wonder why Maude never took us on his Botox jurrrrne? I was looking back at his old highlights (Pre Woodhill Dental #gifted) and he’s very clearly got lots of forehead lines but now, nothing. Unless Dezza gave him a chemical peal with neat zoflora but still unlike him not to say. TBH, feeling a bit cheated as his page is advertised as ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE NOW. But it is what it is.
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He's saving that particular jurneee for when he changes his bio to 'All areas of my forehead now' So aye 💉
 
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Frostedwindows

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I’m surprised Merv didn’t ask her to do a bespoke version of the Woodhill Dental Clinic catalogue or DiscountedBedLtd?!

Also, the irony of them being Dior and Chanel when he’s walking around in stuff from JD Sports and Primark that he bought in the sales!!

(PS if your looking a laugh this morning, head over to “letshinchandbehappy”... she was sharing vile porno on her insta live last night and so I reported her and know she’s been blocked from doing lives for 2 weeks 😂😂😂💀 I couldn’t risk little Merv, Dezza or oooooor Rayne watching that...
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Ooft you've really upet oor Melvin's protege. Didnt you know her lives were essential for the mental well being of millions. She is the savour of poor souls and unhappy hinchers. She gave you three heed wobbles and the finger. 😂😂#bekind #mylivessavesouls
 

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Kikini Bamalam

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I wonder if he has had botox in his scrotum? I think we should go on a scrotum juuuurrrrnnnnneeeeehhhhhhhhhh
 
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Is it just me or is that putrid yellow t shirt off his back? For someone who is right into fashion wae huners a clays and so forth. he doesn’t seem to have the first clue about what suits him. And with his corn beef Scottish complexion. (Btw that’s not a hate on the Scottish I also have the same winter complexion) washes out yellow just really isn’t tue colour for you. And way the cleaning products so he stocks up on a shite load of cleaning products enough to clean the full street. But then complains that others are stockpiling Flm the Irony.
 
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shadyessex33

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Cunnyfunt1 said:
Is it just me or is that putrid yellow t shirt off his back? For someone who is right into fashion wae huners a clays and so forth. he doesn’t seem to have the first clue about what suits him. And with his corn beef Scottish complexion. (Btw that’s not a hate on the Scottish I also have the same winter complexion) washes out yellow just really isn’t tue colour for you. And way the cleaning products so he stocks up on a shite load of cleaning products enough to clean the full street. But then complains that others are stockpiling Flm the Irony.
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I wonder if he cleans his communal stairways down like Nora Batty?
 
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shadyessex33

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Cleaning the flairs and the stairs 😂. That’s after you get past the needles and crack pipes in the closes about that area.
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I can imagine him going off at all the crack heads in his block when they tit on the stairs he’s built from the grooond up. He’s the back bone of that tenement!
 
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Kikini Bamalam said:
Laura, we can do an intervention on you if required. Please do not put yourself in danger any more. Go gargle with some zoflora and repent your sins, or I'll be round to put a #gifted Mario wax melt up your nightdress!
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After some much needed advice I think I’m calm! 😂 I’m no wanting thrush!

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I wonder why Maude never took us on his Botox jurrrrne? I was looking back at his old highlights (Pre Woodhill Dental #gifted) and he’s very clearly got lots of forehead lines but now, nothing. Unless Dezza gave him a chemical peal with neat zoflora but still unlike him not to say. TBH, feeling a bit cheated as his page is advertised as ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE NOW. But it is what it is.
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Omg yes!! I noticed this too! The lines were terrible!

What is with the storing away multiple of the same products? I did for a month or two when I was a hincher and was under her spell but then thought who the hell needs all this tit? I now use only 2 multi use cleaners and flash for my floor! Occasionally buy zoflora but that lasts ages too!
 
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