Melv with his wrinkled stockings or just baggy leg skin where his forehead skin has been hiked up and bulldog clipped behind his head
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I think he just opens his mouth and absolute shite comes out. He could actually make a bit of money with the following he has and annoy us even more. But I think he is actually too thick to be able to figure out how to use Instagram to do it 
I think we should round up all these Scottish cleaning instagrammers and lock them in a room #hungergames
I think we should round up all these Scottish cleaning instagrammers and lock them in a room #hungergames
I read that as foreskin , think that's enough internet for me todayMelv with his wrinkled stockings or just baggy leg skin where his forehead skin has been hiked up and bulldog clipped behind his head
One day we will be able to buy pure pickled Melvin foreskin & so forthI read that as foreskin , think that's enough internet for me today
Exzeemah Crapet Powder anyone?
Officially deceasedForthskin to compliment his battered sausage
Considering he claims he can’t do swipe ups because we would see his address says it allI think he just opens his mouth and absolute shite comes out. He could actually make a bit of money with the following he has and annoy us even more. But I think he is actually too thick to be able to figure out how to use Instagram to do it
I get so confused when he is telling a story and says something but as the story goes on it changes?I think he just opens his mouth and absolute shite comes out. He could actually make a bit of money with the following he has and annoy us even more. But I think he is actually too thick to be able to figure out how to use Instagram to do it
Wonder why the email on the email button of insta is different from his collab email
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Classy.Ooft you've really upet oor Melvin's protege. Didnt you know her lives were essential for the mental well being of millions. She is the savour of poor souls and unhappy hinchers. She gave you three heed wobbles and the finger.
No we bloody shouldnt.
Didn’t I just! Best of it, I reported her because she was showing porn - now, I’m no medical expert, but can’t see how showing a woman’s vagina and anus is going to help your anxiety hun! Naturally, I reported this post for its foul language and violent undertones... heheheOoft you've really upet oor Melvin's protege. Didnt you know her lives were essential for the mental well being of millions. She is the savour of poor souls and unhappy hinchers. She gave you three heed wobbles and the finger.
that’s disgusting if that’s what she was showing!!
My mental wellbeing has been harmed more than words can say. What is that quote? One persons fucked up is a tragedy, but a million cunts fucked up is a statistic???? OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOoft you've really upet oor Melvin's protege. Didnt you know her lives were essential for the mental well being of millions. She is the savour of poor souls and unhappy hinchers. She gave you three heed wobbles and the finger.
The little turd is in a national newspaper now.... but you all know ah'm no on this platform for the fame....
And hes the male mrs hinch apparently
we are not going to hear the end of this. Brace yerselvs ma lovelies!!
And hes the male mrs hinch apparently
we are not going to hear the end of this. Brace yerselvs ma lovelies!!
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha wtf was that article all about. Crikey
Ok Martin, pipe down
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There whole thing is an ego trip. But mind now, hes not in it for the followers or the freebies! There are too many priceless pieces of drivel in this article for one postHahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha wtf was that article all about. Crikey
he really thinks hes something lol“He’s got used to the attention, as well as learning a few Instagrammer tricks along the way. At first he was spending hours every day replying to the 2000 to 3000 messages generated by each post.”
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