Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn

[BananaClub]

over million views on his Xmas tree reveal....where ?????

 

[#gifted Beggy]

Some of the comments on it . Someone on suggesting he deserves it . Deserves what ? What has he done or given back ? It’s all take and no give

over million views on his Xmas tree reveal....where ?????

That will be us on here having a good laugh at it

 

[Lolol]

Someone needs to do a thread for the Scottish gram the noooo.

 

[Sparklecunt]

Seriously there are so many sentences just completely take the piss, not just about him but cleanfluencers in general and Mrs Hinch;

(Size of his flat) I can see most of it when he throws open the front door to welcome me in.

(Cleanfluencers) For those who don’t do social media, that’s a person who posts pictures of their vacuum cleaner, dish sponges and shiny sink on Instagram .

(Mrs Hinch and her army) following every development in the purchase of a new storage rack for eggs.

(Mario and his modest fame) Mario, with 86,000 followers, is not at Hinch levels of fame. This is his choice.

(His ‘journey’- actually cringing for him) still nervous about his “journey” in this crazy world of Hello My Lovelies candles and free toilet cleaner.

(The journey again & his followers) Most of #mariosmafia want to know all about his teeth, his eyebrows,

(Size of the flat again) It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.

And

he has to store the vacuum cleaner in the living room and has a cupboard of shame

I almost feel sorry for him if he really believed that was going to be a nice article about him. The writer clearly thinks him and this whole cleanfluencer thing is as ridiculous as we all do!

Spot on. Comedy gold for us tho

 

[NoodlesToodles]

The article is an absolute piss take but he wont be able to see that, which makes it funnier

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I just can't with that article. Me and the girl have just read it pissing ourselves at the pure shade they are throwing at oor Melv!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Some of the comments on it . Someone on suggesting he deserves it . Deserves what ? What has he done or given back ? It’s all take and no give


That will be us on here having a good laugh at it

I for one can admit that I looked at that abomination a great deal more than once. Disbelief and the need for a giggle being the main drivers. Had no idea I was contributing to giving him a very false positive sounding statistic. Bawbag.

Have just spotted today's grid post. He's going to get out his comfortable box and do it???? Do what exactly?

Theories anyone???

 

[Badaboom]

I for one can admit that I looked at that abomination a great deal more than once. Disbelief and the need for a giggle being the main drivers. Had no idea I was contributing to giving him a very false positive sounding statistic. Bawbag.

Have just spotted today's grid post. He's going to get out his comfortable box and do it???? Do what exactly?

Theories anyone???

Is the comfortable box an object that he is removing from a cupboard or is he inside the comfortable box and needs to get out? Melvin in a ’not making myself clear’ shocker!

 

[TheFabFader]

Is the comfortable box an object that he is removing from a cupboard or is he inside the comfortable box and needs to get out? Melvin in a ’not making myself clear’ shocker!

Given Mervyn’s debatable taste in all areas of his life, I’d rather not dwell on what his comfortable box is, thank you!

 

[Starrysky]

He says not being as popular as Hinch is his choice... Umm I’m pretty sure you can’t control that.

 

[MafiaMember]

I actually feel sorry for him (just a tiny bit)

That journalist knows exactly what she’s doing. She is taking the piss out of him and he is so thick he has absolutely no idea. He’s probably sharing it all over the place proud of it and I’m cringing for him.

 

[Bestlife@60]

Behave!!!

 

[Starrysky]

Behave!!!

To change lives

 

[Frankensooze]

I think Mario is going to go for it, Mrs Hinch style.
Has he got management yet, an agent... Ffs today will never be bettered.

 

[Bestlife@60]

How many arse licking posts is he going to put in he’s stories? We get it, your followers are twats! You don’t have to keep reminding us!!

 

[TheFabFader]

How many arse licking posts is he going to put in he’s stories? We get it, your followers are twats! You don’t have to keep reminding us!!

He’s been very busy on his lunch break

 

[kikirose]

I think Mario is going to go for it, Mrs Hinch style.
Has he got management yet, an agent... Ffs today will never be bettered.

He's probably got his coloured pencils out and writing a letter to Gleam right now.

 

[Starrysky]

Why is he being congratulated for appearing in the local news? I don’t get it. I’d also put money on him contacting them himself saying ‘hey I’m the saviour of all small businesses, you will need to do an article on me.’

 

[Frankensooze]

Ffs he's limited comments, can't post my fake outrage at him being dragged by the noospaper.

SULKING NOW

 

[Bestlife@60]

Ffs he's limited comments, can't post my fake outrage at him being dragged by the noospaper. View attachment 91453

SULKING NOW

He’s had to get onto the Coonsil to have the front door widened, he’s bobble head won’t fit through!!!