That’s cringe because he supports Celtic!
I cringed so bad at that!!! He genuinely thinks he is Whitney’s voice twinHis singing highlight is the best
I’m convinced he’s had Botox to his forehead it used to have hella lines!
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He's definitely sulking about something the little mard arse.
I think he reads tattle. He's seen all the posts ripping the total pish out him so he's went in a cream puff lol
He'll be sitting on his purple couch with the pink light on ramming his coupon full of crisps pure raging.
He'll be sitting on his purple couch with the pink light on ramming his coupon full of crisps pure raging.
I bet Derek has left the ball gag and handcuffs on him, so he gets a bit of peace on his weekend off. He'll release him when he goes to work Monday morning, then normal service will resume
Ooooh what shite is he trying to hype up now?
Probably taking professional photos for his purple Rayn xoxox
It'll be a photo shoot for his gifted purple plush luuuuxxxury cooouch
Oor Marion is trying to pish on the bonfire of the Scotland meet by having something far more important ...so aye and so forth
Hahahaha I do honestly think it's a professional shoot with the cat lol
He's got the Paisley Gazette round at half one , followed by the Ardrossan & Saltcoats Herald for exclusive interviews with Saint Mario o the Shire......
Porn shoot in the plush palace? 
Exclusive interview with oooor baby “Rayne” as she tells her side of the story: ”I can’t bleeping stand the nonce”. Rayne also reveals why she jumped out the window of their coooncil FULL RENT bespoke flat and what colour that pink lamp really is.
Long time lurker but I honestly sit here in hysterics reading this thread. Thank you all of you and so forth
I hope Melv gets his hole bleached for that! I don't want to see his chocolate starfish in its normal "glory"Porn shoot in the plush palace?
All of them soft furnishings would be a nightmare to clean off afterPorn shoot in the plush palace?
Anal bleeeeeeeechin joirnay
You okay hun?
It's happening, he's finally gone full Truman Show and "all areas of my life now" is going up on a pay per view internet channel.
Exclusives: I've got nothing much to tell youse, so aye.
Trolls and so forth don't bother me and so forth.
Overpowering scents, an olfactory jurneee for those with smell-a-vision (scratch and sniff card in the post for those plebs without)
Goochi dupes and goochi bleach for beginners. Including first hand view of the tattered letterbox.
He's not in it for the money, but it's only £9.99 per hour view, pure bargain.
Exclusives: I've got nothing much to tell youse, so aye.
Trolls and so forth don't bother me and so forth.
Overpowering scents, an olfactory jurneee for those with smell-a-vision (scratch and sniff card in the post for those plebs without)
Goochi dupes and goochi bleach for beginners. Including first hand view of the tattered letterbox.
He's not in it for the money, but it's only £9.99 per hour view, pure bargain.
Febreezed too. And zoflorad.
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