DerekWhat is he at the top of? He has never been top of anything
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Yea tried to claim that Jillly Isabella recommended it to him.... he tags her in rangers things it’s so cringe!
He'll be rubbing the eye gel on viciously with temper, eye half out.
Am no bothered. Am in ma safe space, sitting in the cat's litter tray.
Am no bothered. Am in ma safe space, sitting in the cat's litter tray.
Think he's in a wee huff. Sitting there saying ' Aye so I'll no be spending ma weekend aff on instabam ' flounces oot the room, catches foot on large knitted thingy, faceplants into Raaayyynnees litter tray 
Hes such a passive aggressive wee prick. Come on queen marina, you're so sassy and speak your mind get it off your chest hen.
What night out is he not invited to? Hes well in the huff
love it.
What night out is he not invited to? Hes well in the huff
love it.
Another thread title right there!Hes such a passive aggressive wee prick. Come on queen marina, you're so sassy and speak your mind get it off your chest hen.
What night out is he not invited to? Hes well in the huff
He’ll be pissing himself but I’d bet my last penny it’s one of Sophlora’s management team who commented. I hope it makes up for missing the Scottish Instameet.
I can't believe the little fucker will shut his hole for the whole weekend, it'll kill him. Hopefully, derek will give him a can of red bull and Melv will launch into a magnificent heed wobbling rant that will go on for a billionty dots, where he tells us over and over that he doesn't care.
He won’t make it to lunchtime without bursting a vein
He will be desperately trying not to go on insta because he will be pretending to be doing something fabulous that means he can't go on the night out. (Not that he was asked and the reality is he will be sitting on his bed in his manky pj's watching a film and making 'art' out of chipsticks)
But the need to be all pass agg and self-righteous will win out and he will definitely (or defiantly as his muffia like to spell it) be back within 24 hours to show off a purchase, remind us all that he is #blessedbythehandofGodandAvaMay and have a little rant about TROLLS.
But the need to be all pass agg and self-righteous will win out and he will definitely (or defiantly as his muffia like to spell it) be back within 24 hours to show off a purchase, remind us all that he is #blessedbythehandofGodandAvaMay and have a little rant about TROLLS.
Remember he's fine, he's absolutely fine you know the drill be noo....
And also that he’s had “aww yer messages and don’t worry about meh”.
We should get a Mazda bingo card ready for when he reemerges from his rat slanket and sheds his exzeemah skin..... and so forth
Well maybe Derek lolWhat is he at the top of? He has never been top of anything
Tom ford
He’s so thick
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cleaning is my life now's comments are comedy gold. When "she" called him Marion on another post and praised his work with small businessesHe’s so thick
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