Rupaul's drag race is back on Friday, everything will be boujieee again and so forth so aye
And he will do his usual filming of the telly and give everybody spoilersRupaul's drag race is back on Friday, everything will be boujieee again and so forth so aye
BuckledWelcome to the world Saint Marvin, patron saint of boys who want to wear make up and so forth.
So aye, nothing much to tell youse. That’s me a “patron saint” now
I may wheel my imaginary 82yo mother out again to thank him for his make up tips, that have made her recovery from her imaginary hip operation. I need to decide whether the imaginary coonsil have repaired her imaginary manhole yet thoughOnly people with imaginary sons desperate for a shoot oot they'll say anything
But I’m fine, I’m absolutely fine ma loveliesFlash forward one week: “Hello ma “lovelies”. So av had teu return me mirrar because the “Hollywood” lighting was FAR to bright. as yous know, i ave got keratoconus disease (plsease look at my saved stories to learn more my journey) and I jst canne see anymere from the glare coming off my bespoke chrome finish. Gutted and so forth.”
The crazy personality is down the local bi go Hall with the 50 year old women he works and socialise with once a yearHe talks about how creative make up is but I’ve never seen him with anything other than a brown ring around the outside of his face and a white neck!
And also, where is this “crazy personality” of his that he refers to?
The “Malem” dressing table. Not MALM Moria?No one knew about the ikea dressing table according to Saint Marion . So glad he’s here to be the saviour of Ikea now
Aye no one apart from every Beauty blogger and make up artist on utube and Instagram who all have that dressing table in there Beauty rooms. He either lives in a bubble or he is so up his own arse that he thinks no one will notice these things.Starting to lose count of everything that people have discovered purely because of St. Melvin.
I mean no one ever heard of the ‘malem’ table before him right?
All hail melv
News tomorrow morning:Flash forward one week: “Hello ma “lovelies”. So av had teu return me mirrar because the “Hollywood” lighting was FAR to bright. as yous know, i ave got keratoconus disease (plsease look at my saved stories to learn more my journey) and I jst canne see anymere from the glare coming off my bespoke chrome finish. Gutted and so forth.”
No one knew about the ikea dressing table according to Saint Marion . So glad he’s here to be the saviour of Ikea now
God, this! This is exactly what I thought when I watched those stories but he is too dense to realise that. "Aaah just love it!!!!" duck off Maria. No one believes a thing you say.I was coming on here to say everything that comes out of his mouth is because his reaction to the 'hollywood' mirror tonight was exactly the same as his reaction to the doll mirror last week.