Rupaul's drag race is back on Friday, everything will be boujieee again and so forth so aye
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And he will do his usual filming of the telly and give everybody spoilers
I was coming on here to say everything that comes out of his mouth is 
because his reaction to the 'hollywood' mirror tonight was exactly the same as his reaction to the doll mirror last week. 
But then he had to top it all with his 'only gay in the village' routine again. It's a shame Boy George didn't know about makeup for men, imagine how famous he could have been
because his reaction to the 'hollywood' mirror tonight was exactly the same as his reaction to the doll mirror last week. But then he had to top it all with his 'only gay in the village' routine again. It's a shame Boy George didn't know about makeup for men, imagine how famous he could have been
Mario is more changeable than the weather in Scotland. He hops and changes from one thing to the next mops to make up mirrors; door wreaths to knocker chairs, Fabrezze to foundation I can’t keep up. And now he has to get the IKEA mirror and lights for show
even though he doesn’t care what people think!!!
even though he doesn’t care what people think!!!
I may wheel my imaginary 82yo mother out again to thank him for his make up tips, that have made her recovery from her imaginary hip operation. I need to decide whether the imaginary coonsil have repaired her imaginary manhole yet though
Flash forward one week: “Hello ma “lovelies”. So av had teu return me mirrar because the “Hollywood” lighting was FAR to bright. as yous know, i ave got keratoconus disease (plsease look at my saved stories to learn more my journey) and I jst canne see anymere from the glare coming off my bespoke chrome finish. Gutted and so forth.”
But I’m fine, I’m absolutely fine ma lovelies
So Jeffrey Star. 15.9 million Instagram followers and own make up line, Patrick Star 4.7 million Instagram followers, Manny 4.3 million Instagram followers, James Charles 16.4 million followers to name just a few. All theses men are just are who are huge in the Beaty industry right now and some have there own make up lines who do some amazing creative things with make up . But it’s our Melvin that has made it acceptable for men to wear make up and only by watching him do nothing creative with make up and only wear it twice a year thats what has given them the confidence to be themselves. duck right off I smell utter shite with that one (patron saint of wax melts, small businesses, wanna be cleaning insta wankers and now young men who want to wear make up). O well at least we can say our Melvin is humble if anything. 
The crazy personality is down the local bi go Hall with the 50 year old women he works and socialise with once a year
The patter on here is top class tonight.
No one knew about the ikea dressing table according to Saint Marion . So glad he’s here to be the saviour of Ikea now
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The “Malem” dressing table. Not MALM Moria?
Starting to lose count of everything that people have discovered purely because of St. Melvin.
I mean no one ever heard of the ‘malem’ table before him right?
All hail melv
I mean no one ever heard of the ‘malem’ table before him right?
All hail melv
Aye no one apart from every Beauty blogger and make up artist on utube and Instagram who all have that dressing table in there Beauty rooms. He either lives in a bubble or he is so up his own arse that he thinks no one will notice these things.Starting to lose count of everything that people have discovered purely because of St. Melvin.
I mean no one ever heard of the ‘malem’ table before him right?
All hail melv
Dead 
Thousands of jobs have been saved at Ikea stores after the intervention of a boy from
Glasgow called Moira. Moira said he was “doing it for” small businesses and so forth
News tomorrow morning:
Thousands of jobs have been saved at Ikea stores after the intervention of a boy from
Glasgow called Moira. Moira said he was “doing it for” small businesses and so forth
He’s hinting for a make up collection now obviously it will be called “ma lovelies”
I wish he would have a day off he contradicts himself with every breath.
I didn’t even try make up until I was 20 but nah “it’s always been something I had a passion for and loved” so aye........
obviously it will be called “ma lovelies” I wish he would have a day off he contradicts himself with every breath.
I didn’t even try make up until I was 20 but nah “it’s always been something I had a passion for and loved” so aye........
Tae be honest am sick a coming oan here and youse have nothing nice to say aboot wee Marion patron saint of tat, tack and aw hings boujee. So av decided to out masel here ma lovlies, a am one of they folk that mario is talking aboot when he says he inspires so many guys to do their makeup. This is a look a stole from his 'crazy bingo nights' tutorial. A sat at ma malm dressin table for oors n oors. Am gawnae need tae use ma made in chunky throw to get aw this back aff ma face though. So aye, no much tae tell yis.
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God, this! This is exactly what I thought when I watched those stories but he is too dense to realise that. "Aaah just love it!!!!"I was coming on here to say everything that comes out of his mouth is
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