hopethishelpsallthebest
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I cannae be the only one who was expecting this.
What fake tan? What make up? Where the fuck is Charlotte Tilbury the day?
What fake tan? What make up? Where the fuck is Charlotte Tilbury the day?
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naturallynasty
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Hey ma lovelies. Didn’t know about this community till the other day. I reached out to wee Marion a while back after he was seriously nasty to my partner for gently questioning his tat buying habits. Tried to do send some good positive strokes his way but was swiftly snapped at by the wee shitebag, told where tae go and blocked.
Guess I’m wan ae the trolls noo. Stay in yer ain lane ma lovelies.
Guess I’m wan ae the trolls noo. Stay in yer ain lane ma lovelies.
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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Babybail93
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Mario’s covid swab. Nothing else would touch the sides of that conk he has
hopethishelpsallthebest
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£300 hair dryer and his hair doesnae move. It's the same style wet and dry. He may aswell use a hand held battery fan. Fucking wee porcupine, so aye.
menopausalmargrit
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I don’t know how true this rumour is but I heard Charlotte Tilbury reached out to Mario to do Britneys wedding make up but he turned down the opportunity, quoting “it just wisnae fur him”.
Skyflier6727
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Thread suggestion: climate change is no ma passion, I’d rather dress in knock off fashion
GiftedNotFree
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That’s exactly how mop kick was born ma lovelie! I genuinely thought when he posted the story that his leg was a mop. It was such a confusing timeAt first glance ah thought he hud a wooden leg
Which reminds me of when at Christmas I also thought he was filming from a hospital bed cos he looked SO rough:
All that tat piled up in the background didn’t help the vibe!
Babybail93
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Wee Brucie after the days appointment wae Mario
Mario….. “Oops I done a little pop”
Mario….. “Oops I done a little pop”
OhhBacon
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Your passions in life aren’t mine!
Thread title suggestion.
He is correct on so many levels. Obviously there are the big issues that he doesnt care about but on a day to day level it works too.Things I am not passionate about; Christmas in July, hoarding mouldy bronzers, wearing fake Gucci trainers, rotting in a flat in a house coat, consuming all the beige food, keeping up with Hinch, moaning about 3 hours of truncheon polishing, fake Insta friends, an expensive perfume collection….that has probably gone off, etc
Things I am passionate about; eating well, drinks and chat with friends I have known for years, my career, my house with front and back doors, gardening, holidays, theatre trips, walking in the countryside, museums and days out, calling out influencers on tattle.
So aye, I’ve got to know and I know that our passions are very different!
GiftedNotFree
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When baby gurl Rayn doesn’t love you
🫠 I’m laughing so much at her face.
are you still fucking here???? 
Rayne
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Hello ma lovelies, had a few days aff this app. Av come out of ma comma break after I saw all you vile trolls lovelies tagging me. Am now a professional Marion troll, I didn’t choose the thread titles, the thread titles chose me. Tonsa love
(Have missed his postcast but will catch up on last thread when I can
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(Have missed his postcast but will catch up on last thread when I can
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ScottishMammy92
Active member
Did he just say he doesn't care about racial injustice, because it doesn't affect him?
Pull your hoosecoat up a bit Marion - your white privilege is showing.
Absolutely appalled. The very few brands who work with him should drop him. I'm not part of the LGBTQIA+ community, but stand firmly with them as an ally. I donate to charitable organisations and share information and raise awareness. Can you imagine if he was being attacked in the street for being gay and shouted for help and I just walked by and said "ILL NOT BE CALLED IN BY ANYONE THIS DOESNT AFFECT ME"...he would go off his wee nut.
What a dick.
Pull your hoosecoat up a bit Marion - your white privilege is showing.
Absolutely appalled. The very few brands who work with him should drop him. I'm not part of the LGBTQIA+ community, but stand firmly with them as an ally. I donate to charitable organisations and share information and raise awareness. Can you imagine if he was being attacked in the street for being gay and shouted for help and I just walked by and said "ILL NOT BE CALLED IN BY ANYONE THIS DOESNT AFFECT ME"...he would go off his wee nut.
What a dick.
Whenthelightsturntostars
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Thread title suggestion: Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem.
He is disgusting.
He is disgusting.
paperbackwriter89
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Mare bronzer than the actual Bronze Age
paperbackwriter89
Chatty Member
‘ C Test ‘ yeah Maz you’ve tested positive for being a C*nt.
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Babybail93
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Imagine having to read the instructions after 2 whole years of it. All that proves to me is that the selfish little cunts were not testing when they were free and covid was rife 