Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior

[Mum3boys]

Morning ma lovelies , I’ve mop kicked my way in to this new day of dawn and had a breakfast that was NEEDED and nae debates on that wan. I’ve tanned so I’m nice and green and ready to move through Saturday and live life as it should be . Spine bright hens

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Looks like Rayn has thrown her guts up on Marion's plate, so aye

If it looks like this going in, imagine what it looks like coming oot

 

[instainsta2021]

Morning ma lovelies happy fun Saturday why does he act like he is the only one that needs breakfasts, most people do. Any way I will get back in my ain lane and buckled in for this journey but I bet he is home and all cosy by 5pm

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What is that between the mushrooms and the black pudding? Looks like a slice of brain.

That’s square sausage but looks like the really cheap tit you get in Aldi and not steak slice from the butchers, so aye.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

What is that between the mushrooms and the black pudding? Looks like a slice of brain.

It’s looks like a wee sliced sausage ma lovelie. Whit ah cannae work oot is why a pile ah salsa is oan their plate?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Looks like Rayn has thrown her guts up on Marion's plate, so aye

If it looks like this going in, imagine what it looks like coming oot

It does make me laugh though how he brags about eating out all the time and the fact he is so unaware of how absolutely bogging the food always looks

 

[muscadet]

Well that’s a good advert to stay away from Zambaretto always wondered what it was like in there. Now I know

 

[iris8]

It’s finally Saturday and I’m officially finished my night shift rota. 8 nights over 10…
Let’s mop kick the day and grab a well served rest.
My wean is off the Harry styles so I’m away into the lions den of hair, make up and tan.

So aye. Wish me luck ma lovelies.

Here’s to Marion weekend.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I don’t know how true this rumour is but I heard Charlotte Tilbury reached out to Mario to do Britneys wedding make up but he turned down the opportunity, quoting “it just wisnae fur him”.

 

[Madge2022]

I don’t know how true this rumour is but I heard Charlotte Tilbury reached out to Mario to do Britneys wedding make up but he turned down the opportunity, quoting “it just wisnae fur him”.

They wanted him to stay after 7pm but that's his cozy time.

 

[MrsJ2000]

She’s well excited singing with her dyson

 

[OhhBacon]

For the blocked….here is a sneaky peak of his latest story, somebody with good IT skills needs to grab the whole animation. It is brilliant!

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

You’re welcome

 

[SuzyE]

Stop it you silly freak!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Aw the make up is laid oot. He’s gonna be like Dame Edna by 3pm.

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Stop it you silly freak!
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It’s the tittie pump they just finishes me off

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

£300 hair dryer and his hair doesnae move. It's the same style wet and dry. He may aswell use a hand held battery fan. bleeping wee porcupine, so aye.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Do you what’s quite sad, he clearly enjoys going out and doing something because his personality has changed. It makes me wonder why he doesn’t do it more often, rather than buying unecessary shite to show off on the gram.

 

[Poptart]

bleeping thinking he's pure boujee wearing that stinking hoosecoat

 

[Madge2022]

You’re welcome

A Dyson hair dryer, wud take him two seconds drying it with that, ma pubes are longer than his heid hair.