He’d never spend money on something enjoyable like that
Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior
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Mamma Mia is playing in Glasgow too but I doubt he would be tanning for that.
Does he realise that the UTAN is a gradual facial tanner mist 
I use it and it gives you a glow after one use which you can build on to deepen if wanted which is fab for if you're whiter than white like me.. it won't make you 'tanned' like a fake tan would 
and you deffo don't need a mitt for it....not a paid #AD as that's not ma joab but I just really love the facial mist #smallbusiness
I use it and it gives you a glow after one use which you can build on to deepen if wanted which is fab for if you're whiter than white like me.. it won't make you 'tanned' like a fake tan would and you deffo don't need a mitt for it....not a paid #AD as that's not ma joab but I just really love the facial mist #smallbusiness
For all the guests he's had, it would have lasted longer than auld MarionI can't believe he was genuinely annoyed at Derek for using his "guest" handwash when they barely have friend or family over, nevermind guests!I know it's expensive, but that's his fault for parting with over £40 for soap just to show off to whoever may or may not call in. Idiot!
It does look like it!
Get you ma loverlie telling off a gram zeleb, ain lane etc. And so forthDoes he realise that the UTAN is a gradual facial tanner mist
Big mama is havin a bbq the morra it might be venturing out to NL 
She will be doing her BBQ on the George foreman as it’s to rain aw day the morra in Glasgow.Big mama is havin a bbq the morra it might be venturing out to NL
I thought I recognised mario
He looks so
Much like the Child catcher it’s scary
He looks so
Much like the Child catcher it’s scary
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That is one ugly duck isn’t it? It’s not even as if he has a nice personality to make you overlook the state of him
Good morning ma lovelies! 
It's a new day of dawn and I'm sure we're in for a few laughs at Mavis' expense today - Christ knows what he'll look like or wit he's doing! 
It's a new day of dawn and I'm sure we're in for a few laughs at Mavis' expense today - Christ knows what he'll look like or wit he's doing! 
Morning ma lovelies I’m Mop kicking intae the tanning reveal today 
I hope not I’ll cry if he sees him before me
I’m going next weekend to Wembley. Smell the wealth.Ah'm wondering if he's gaun tae the Harry Styles concert, fighting wi the teenage lassies tae get tae the front of the stage, then declaring medical emergency when he canni get thru tae the portable cludgies, screeching aboot his shart card. Walloper.Good morning ma lovelies!
Beat me to it ma loverlie
duck me, he's now eating dry bread, not even lightly toasted toast, or whatever it supposed to be! 
The only thing that's "needed" is for that plate of grub to get in the bin! 
The only thing that's "needed" is for that plate of grub to get in the bin! 
It certainly looks unappetisingduck me, he's now eating dry bread, not even lightly toasted toast, or whatever it supposed to be!
Ma lovelies it's so nice to catch up on this thread, this app isnae ma joab, it's so easy to fall behind after missing one day on here, so aye, we move. I'm absolootley one hunner percent excited to see ma wee oompa loompa, looking like one of his explosions. That dusk bedding is going to be absolootley covered in the shade brown and in the scent St Tropez-shite. So aye.
Other hard day for him
Eating out again
Eating out again
That looks absolutely rank why does he always think everything is so ‘deserved’ or ‘needed’ literally works 5 minutes a week
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It’s deserved as he finally got out his bed and off the sofaThat looks absolutely rank
first world problems Maybe if he worked 2 jobs and more then 40hrs a week he will know what deserved actually is
Well after seeing that breaking there’s one thing neither of them are doing today, and that is bottoming.
What is that between the mushrooms and the black pudding? Looks like a slice of brain.That looks absolutely rank
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