Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior

[menopausalmargrit]

We have no been treatit to a housewarming at the brothers and now that Mr Hot Electric has been over doing all sorts today could it be that?

He's actually just posted that his bottle of tan has gone green and he's only used it once Fails to mention that was 3 years ago. So aye.

Surely he knows that things go out of date and given we have no been treatit to a fake tan jurnee in at least a year is it that surprising?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He's actually just posted that his bottle of tan has gone green and he's only used it once Fails to mention that was 3 years ago. So aye.

My beak is being clutched. Howling.

Maid Marion and Princess Fiona

 

[SuzyE]

Screaming here
Let this be a lesson to hoarding makeup etc.. You tit!

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Does he realise it ain’t how many times you’ve used it but how long it’s been sat in your bedsit house. When did Debenhams close down

 

[Babybail93]

“Only used this once”…… he doesn’t mention that the one time he used it was 7 years ago and it’s since sat on a dusty shelf in sunlight above a radiator

 

[HulaHannah]

Screaming here
Let this be a lesson to hoarding makeup etc.. You tit!
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OMG! It's almost as though the 'trolls' he never reads haven't just been 'jealous' or whatever they all want to make out, but actually stating facts! How many times must he have read here that skincare/toiletries/make up all have shelf lives and ways to store them for a reason! Guess what Mario, like perfume, fake tan is meant to be stored in a cool, dark place, especially if not in an opaque bottle. That means not just buying a brand because you think it looks best on a bowing shelf or on IG as you should be keeping it stored away. It's DHA has oxidised thanks to light!

Surprised he can use all that tit on his oh so sensitive skin too, especially if he's done a proper prep routine.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Security cameras so they know when Marion’s walking up the path and they can go and hide

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Is fake tan still a thing. I thought it was reserved for nannas in leopard print and hopeless cases like Katie Price. Can't wait for this afternoon home cosy by 7 at the latest wild night oot. Can it top the avamay party and Mario locking Derek out of their room.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

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Security cameras so they know when Marion’s walking up the path and they can go and hide

Won't be hard to spot wee Maid Marion ma lovelie X

 

[Babybail93]

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Security cameras so they know when Marion’s walking up the path and they can go and hide

This will be Moira’s next purchase, fae her “compromised security”. Although living where he lives, that is actually one buy I wouldn’t take the piss out of tit hole

 

[#noinfluencer]

Screaming here
Let this be a lesson to hoarding makeup etc.. You tit!
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It's because you've had it for 10 years, you bleeping idiot!!

Hawnest taw gawd, ya couldnae make that tit up!

 

[Babybail93]

I love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! bleeping idiot

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Is fake tan still a thing. I thought it was reserved for nannas in leopard print and hopeless cases like Katie Price. Can't wait for this afternoon home cosy by 7 at the latest wild night oot. Can it top the avamay party and Mario locking Derek out of their room.

I’m no gonny lie ma lovelie I’m partial to a wee fake tan Thursday myself

Smell the (biscuit) wealth.

I love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! bleeping idiot

Time for the ring doorbell to step into action for the first time ever

 

[#noinfluencer]

I love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! bleeping idiot

I reckon they'd see all that tit and couldn't be bothered rifling through it to find something of worth!

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! bleeping idiot

What would they steal first?

Toilet paper?
Expired make up?
Cleaning products?
Wean Rayn?

 

[#noinfluencer]

What would they steal first?

Toilet paper?
Expired make up?
Cleaning products?
Wean Rayn?

Rayn would gladly go to them, to anyone except Mario.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I see the cat push cunts are back home so it’s got to be the brothers or Misfit Jaws.

 

[TooFarScone]

Harry Styles?

 

[muscadet]

Can’t believe Deek is tanning, he’s went down in my estimation or is he being tanned against his will which means I’m going to have to go doon to Seedhill and liberate him

 

[#noinfluencer]

I see the cat push cunts are back home so it’s got to be the brothers or Misfit Jaws.

Maybe he's seeing Hannah of Eeeevvvvaaaaa Meeeehhhhh and her rich fella who saved her arse from bankruptcy?