It was a false alarm hens. He didnae go oan a door handle journeh.
Cooncil chic still spining bright on this dayn o dawn
Cooncil chic still spining bright on this dayn o dawn
Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior
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Derek, kick the sponger out. You and Rayn don't need him..
duck's sake, how much are bloody door handles?
Wether it's our taste or not, he's done a lot to the flat, so why doesn't he do those small, cheap changes? He even painted the bloody phone by the door, abzaloootely nae excuse! 
Awwww Deek and Rayn. That just melted my hard wee heart. Deek is obviously a good person as cats are good judges of character 
WTF is he doing with Mario though 
WTF is he doing with Mario though Love is blind, ma lovelie....Awwww Deek and Rayn. That just melted my hard wee heart. Deek is obviously a good person as cats are good judges of character
Catching up; am genuinely behind on the times man. I’ve steered right out ma aine Laine and landed in a field or something man.
Mop kick was born cos it looks like he had a wooden leg? So wooden leg and a big nose. He is Pinocchio. Anyway… a genuinely thought moo kick was from when he had that spin mop vileda thing and it was referenced to that
Mop kick was born cos it looks like he had a wooden leg? So wooden leg and a big nose. He is Pinocchio. Anyway… a genuinely thought moo kick was from when he had that spin mop vileda thing and it was referenced to that
Derek really needs to go on a Kerry Katonas diagnosis journeyLove is blind, ma lovelie....
that picture of Rayn cuddling into him is the absolute sweetest thing.It could never be Marion. She hates you
Just swerving out of ma ain laine to wish all you lovely trolls a wonderful F.r.i.d.a.y. I’ve mop kicked ma way through the day and treatid maself to 
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Just like Marion, I hope Britney is spining bright and holding her phone high at her wedding. Keep you power Queen Brit.
Off to save some small businesses now and hang out with friends who don’t exist. Tons a love.
.Just like Marion, I hope Britney is spining bright and holding her phone high at her wedding. Keep you power Queen Brit.
Off to save some small businesses now and hang out with friends who don’t exist. Tons a love.
Looks like Derek would rather rodger Rayn than Marion.
They’re both doing their tan tonight (Derek who is already dark has obv been forced into it) so I’m ready for whatever they’re up to tomorrow. I’m so glad I’m having a weekend in this week because a don’t want tae miss wan bit of this jurnee.
They’re both doing their tan tonight (Derek who is already dark has obv been forced into it) so I’m ready for whatever they’re up to tomorrow. I’m so glad I’m having a weekend in this week because a don’t want tae miss wan bit of this jurnee.
I wonder how out of date poor Derek’s bottle is. Poor sod will be going green
Ffs. I can hear Mario now. Derek, you do me first then I'll do you next 
Ma lovelies, we are going on a tan journey. I cannae wait. 
Derek has a natural tan so why the duck is he putting fake tan on? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!Ffs. I can hear Mario now. Derek, you do me first then I'll do you next
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Ffs. I can hear Mario now. Derek, you do me first then I'll do you next
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And is that one mitt between them?
I can’t wait to see what a let down tomorrow is. He does this to us every time. Gets us all hyped up. Then never delivers because he is a boring, sad little cock tease. So aye
Ooooh.... so we know he's oot with Derek, and they're probably going further than the bingo, seeing as they're fake baking themselves 
but where to, I wonder? 
but where to, I wonder? Could they be off to a wedding?
Lol Poor Rayn is like please don't leave me alone with him anymore
One mitt, no wit. So forth and so aye.
Deek and Marion tomorrow
(please can wan of youse photoshop this immediately)
He's actually just posted that his bottle of tan has gone green and he's only used it once
Fails to mention that was 3 years ago. So aye.- Status