At first glance ah thought he hud a wooden leg
Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior
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That’s exactly how mop kick was born ma lovelie! I genuinely thought when he posted the story that his leg was a mop. It was such a confusing timeAt first glance ah thought he hud a wooden leg
Which reminds me of when at Christmas I also thought he was filming from a hospital bed cos he looked SO rough:
All that tat piled up in the background didn’t help the vibe!
I can't believe he was genuinely annoyed at Derek for using his "guest" handwash when they barely have friend or family over, nevermind guests!
I know it's expensive, but that's his fault for parting with over £40 for soap just to show off to whoever may or may not call in. Idiot! 
It does look like it!At first glance ah thought he hud a wooden leg
Oh ffs the Seedhill grief thief is at it again, that lassie doesn’t even follow him he’s jumped on that to make himself look like a saint as usual!!
Beaky bastard
Beaky bastard
Show a screenshot of your donation Mario...No, we didn't think there was one 
I've never seen it but have recorded it. If it's no like a female Marion ah will be fummmming!Eeh that was on tv a couple of weeks ago, and it's still a tv gem
Nearly needed Tena lady reading your postThat’s exactly how mop kick was born ma lovelie! I genuinely thought when he posted the story that his leg was a mop. It was such a confusing time
Which reminds me of when at Christmas I also thought he was filming from a hospital bed cos he looked SO rough:
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All that tat piled up in the background didn’t help the vibe!
Ah thought mop kick meant he once kicked a mop after shining his bespoke laminate.
I've missed so many Marion moments, I need tae get aw cosy in bed and read the auld Marion threads here.
I don’t want tae excite anyone but he’s followed Mare Nostrum Resort on Instagram. Are we about to go on a Tenerife jurnee?
More than likely it's either wishful thinking or he's giving us free content!
The Mare Nostrum? duck off hen
he’s more a Columbus hotel person. If ya don’t know get tae know!
He might be going to the misfits house on Saturday night she having the lassies over
Mario wae Spanish tummy for a week and nuhin to show but fake goochis & some dooty free bronzer by the time he gets home. I can see it noo. So si x
Oooooh yes!!!! Peak car crash Insta huns
Imagine all the bullshit stories of him running intae “hunners o fans” on his travelsI’m settling in with aand hoping we’re on Tenerife journey. The airport, the airport tracksuit he’ll have on, the shits he’ll have all week, him sat on a plane with the look from the spice girls concert, absolutely deed ma lovelies. I’m so ready for it.
The endless snippets on him pretending he’s having a good time when really he just wants to be cosy at home. Deek in the background still looking as uninterested as ever!
Getting burnt tae an absolute crisp on the first day. Especially that scalp wae how see through his hair is. That’s nae covering anything Ma lovely
Clutching ma beak at thisThat’s exactly how mop kick was born ma lovelie! I genuinely thought when he posted the story that his leg was a mop. It was such a confusing time
Which reminds me of when at Christmas I also thought he was filming from a hospital bed cos he looked SO rough:
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All that tat piled up in the background didn’t help the vibe!
Get yourself over to the hot leckie man’s insta ma lovelies…
Imagine him on a four and half hour flight to Tenerife? Scrunched up face, moaning at Derek constantly.
I stayed in the Columbus when I was 18 and it was a tit hole, can only imagine what it’s like now.The Mare Nostrum? duck off hen
Imagine him on a four and half hour flight to Tenerife? Scrunched up face, moaning at Derek constantly.
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Of course Rayn adores Derek, she jumped out of the windae tae get away from you and your awful bleeping attitude towards her! 
He'll have one of those knotted hankies on his head. So si.
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