Cleaning with Mario #67 Smell the Halitosis

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menopausalmargrit

That brought a tear to my eye hen. Youse are no aw trolls.

In all seriousness, you’re spot on but I don’t think it’s that he couldn’t be bothered but rather he’s no clue and didn’t know what he should have been doing. That being said, I’m sure he could’ve got some tips from Oor Soph or even managed to get an agent who would help. But he didnae so that’s that.
 
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Eeyore147

Why are they all cozy in bed at 8.30 ffs! He’s like a little old man

and he’s looking forward to a wee holiday? Really Mario. What do you have planned? All cozy with sweet treats?? Cause it certainly aint a street party or BBQ in your back garden
 
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SuzyE

In bed this early. What a miserable bastard he is.

Yeah, l bet you'd drop Derek in a heartbeat if something better came along, wouldn't ya Mario!. I hope at some point he sees how much you've used him and he bins you first.


And get Rayn some toys and she'll not want your stupid ribbons, you dick!
 
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TooFarScone

The kids are still playing out and he's in bed. The light coming through the bedroom window looks like it's first thing in the morning!!
 
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muscadet

Abce3456 said:
Where the fuck is he walking to? There’s defo no B&M on paisley road west
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I was baffled with that! He looked like he was walking through Ralston heading towards Cardonald and there is no B an M and home bargains that way I’m sure
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Abce3456 said:
Where the fuck is he walking to? There’s defo no B&M on paisley road west
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Nearest one I know is actually in Linwood at the phoenix isn't that miles out from him also just seen he's said he need this holiday coming up needs a break... From what? D.i.y or having the runs everyday for past 10 year?

muscadet said:
I was baffled with that! He looked like he was walking through Ralston heading towards Cardonald and there is no B an M and home bargains that way I’m sure
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He's probably recorded then stopped and turned other way doesn't want to jeopardize his safety ma lovelie
 
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me ma will tell ya

bring on the long weekend so he can do exactly like he does every other day, fuck all. he works 2 hours a day polishing truncheons, its hardly baw breaking work.
I bet he'd love tae polish that poor lads truncheon if he got haf a chance (the singer a cannae remember he's name)
 
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Hyacinthsquash

I cannae believe he doesn’t have a 5yr plan to at least learn to drive. Two grown men catching the McGill’s.. Derek was military wasn’t he? They pay for your lessons and test so wonder why he didn’t take that up? Maz if (when) you read here get yourself some lessons booked hen.. they cost about £30 p/h here but am sure it’s like a fiver an hour in Beirut so aye.. maybe use your takeaway budget
 
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IsaHen

Them gifted nana flowers will be behind the kitchen door by the weekend, nay debates
 
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Macmama

Is he actually making out that he walked to Linwood? That’s the only place I can think of anywhere near him that has both

Hyacinthsquash said:
Derek was military wasn’t he?
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Naw, ma lovely, there’s a wee bespoke cadet centre just alang the road from them that am sure Deek went to a few times a la playgroup.

Please dinnae start Marionette tho, av no got the patience for an army wife jurnee. If he thinks Mother Rendall is his pal and cannae see she’s a wee , he’d get served up as a Castlevecchi main course with the wives
 
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#noinfluencer

Why were they in bed by 8:40pm? It's bright outside and they're tucked in, all warum and cosy - ffs! it's been chilly here, but not enough to want to cosy up, they need to get a fucking grip! And why can't he wait for the long weekend? He does fuck all - will probably go for food, order in food, cook shit food or go shopping, probably all of those things....
 
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Skyflier6727

TooFarScone said:
The kids are still playing out and he's in bed. The light coming through the bedroom window looks like it's first thing in the morning!!
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It’s still light now. I couldn’t even get the kids to bed as it was so light outside but there’s tweedle dum and tweedle Dee wrapped up aww cosy
 
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Whatsallthis

muscadet said:
I was baffled with that! He looked like he was walking through Ralston heading towards Cardonald and there is no B an M and home bargains that way I’m sure
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There’s the big newish B&M at Helen St Asda but defo not a Home Bargains. Surely he’s not walked away along there tho. That’s some trek!
Just looked it up. He’d be the best part of 3 hours to walk there and back. No bother Pinocchio!
 
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SuzyE

He needs to watch a documentary that's just been on BBC3 about Instagram and it's influencers/followers, and how they buy their fake followers. It's definitely lifted the lid on influencers and the stress they put themselves under.
 
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SuzyE

How many times does he have to bring this subject up?.
The more you mention it, it obviously does still bother you, so it's your issue and no one else's.

 
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Mum3boys

I can’t bring masel to watch the postcast, I’ve nae got the strength the noo , but can just picture the scene … Mario’s five hairs blowing wildly in the breeze seen as every windae was surely wide open to avoid the build up of death breath while the three of them chat pure shite … maybe I need to get tae know so aye and give it a wee listen
 
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