I definitely did not have a mop handle that I used to randomly bang the ceiling with at all hours of the day and night when I lived in a flat and they had laminate above me 
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Have they stopped using the silver underlay with laminate flooring?
Neighbours nicked it thinking it wiz tin foil fur their drugs.
No
we just had our hall laminated (smell the wealth) and there was definitely underlay! He's gonna be pure raging when he finds out his big flair reveal was busted on tattle.
Ah posted this before ah saw yer post, since it wisnae ma quote ah deleted it, ah ken tae stay in ma lane ma loverlie
Kick yer mop tae kick start yer dayI definitely did not have a mop handle that I used to randomly bang the ceiling with at all hours of the day and night when I lived in a flat and they had laminate above me
Well bugger me in the bumming fort - I go off to hold my phone high and live my life like it should be lived and you fly through the last thread and start a bespoke new wan! Loving it. So who is the famous person podcast then? I’m betting John McKay who reads the STV news . If ye don’t know get to know cos he’s no famous at all
. If ye don’t know get to know cos he’s no famous at all Grief tourist.
Why does Derek always buy him gifts ffs!
Deek gets cream eggs and a pickled onion wae his chippy dinner (that Derek probably also pays fur) and Mazda gets aw the expensive lotions and potions ae the day, absolutely ludacris
Deek gets cream eggs and a pickled onion wae his chippy dinner (that Derek probably also pays fur) and Mazda gets aw the expensive lotions and potions ae the day, absolutely ludacris
Check ye oot fashionista, ah'm sure Marion will be fine, absolutely fine that ye goat the laminate jurney afore him. Kin ye dae a wee PowerPoint presentation wi a wee voiceover fur the gram?No
He's gonna be pure raging when he finds out his big flair reveal was busted on tattle.
A postcast with Marion : 50 shades of flairing
I’ve just realised why Derek is always buying Moira skincare and fragrances.
He’s trying to make him attractive.
Hen, I’d give it up as a bad job. Would be cheaper tae get a blow up doll ma lovely. It would have more personality as well
He’s trying to make him attractive.
Hen, I’d give it up as a bad job. Would be cheaper tae get a blow up doll ma lovely. It would have more personality as well
And probably a better ride
Did Deek leave the workers home alone, they cud huv stolen Rayn! Rayn would have liked that, she probably tried to sneak intae their tool bag to escape.Why does Derek always buy him gifts ffs!
Deek gets cream eggs and a pickled onion wae his chippy dinner (that Derek probably also pays fur) and Mazda gets aw the expensive lotions and potions ae the day, absolutely ludacris
Postcast 2: My flairs nae gat underlay.
Or to mask the smell of his manky hoosecoat
Ah dae hope Wee Sadie takes her hooker shoes aff when she comes roon tae visit in future 
How did you lot find this? You guys need a job with the police. Brilliant detective work
Trying to mask the utter sheer constant starts in the scent horse shite
As if anyone from his family visit himAh dae hope Wee Sadie takes her hooker shoes aff when she comes roon tae visit in future
in all the years I’ve known about him, not once has he had a family visitor. They clearly can’t stand hun
Firstly.... (all the dots) bless Ryan. Genuflex, do the rosary!!!
Sorry..................................
All the work?......................
It must take half hour max (25 mins moving his tit about).
Sorry..................................
All the work?......................
It must take half hour max (25 mins moving his tit about).
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Rayn is living her best life = Rayn is shut in the bedroom as there is nae where else for her to go whilst the flooring is being laid in case she bolts out the door/windae again!
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