Let's see if he has a pretend visit from someone in the family now after he's read thisAs if anyone from his family visit himin all the years I’ve known about him, not once has he had a family visitor. They clearly can’t stand hun
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Jees the new flairs a bit feckin busy is it not 
So is Rayne’s litter box in their bedroom too with the door shut? 
Can ye just imagine the smell lovelies… just imagine right. Ye walk into Marion’s how (this is a year or 2 after the new flairing) place is reeking eh Damp with all sorts of melts, sprays and shite to mask it. That flairing will be bubblin from the chemicals but boards underneath the flairin will be howling eh musty wet wid which then goes on to the bogging minging damp ridden flair boards (sorry Deek doll a Ken it’s your house but you allowed it) then add in a a Rayne shite and a Marion guts flair up. Naw. I’d rather sniff the junkies couch below them 
I wondered about the plastic at the windows aswell. Is it a bespoke murder scene in the making. Run Deeeeeeeeek!!
Most likely stolen by someone in their close
He looks like Mike myers there give me the fright of my bloody life but it’s the phone caseHallo ma lovelies🪞
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I can’t believe we’re onto another bespoke thread! Just in time for the herringbone lino journey to commence! His neighbours will hate him more than ever for that. Inconsiderate rocket of a man.
Going to make that apartment look the size of Raynes litterbox.Jees the new flairs a bit feckin busy is it not
Why is he literally turning this into a drama, the anxiety, the exhaustion, the ‘why didn’t I dae it years ago?’, the suspense … it’s bleeping laminate flairing you absolute cretin. I cannae deal with him blowing his beans with the pending big reveal. It looks shite already tattle saw it first 
He’s bin reading here the night hens, he’s worried the Russians are going tae steal his identity and rack up more klarna debt in his name so he’s changed his profile pic back again
Can read this bleep like a book. I said earlier she’d long it out until the weekend. Don’t worry hun, we’ve already seen it and it looks shite
Derek hold ma phone now and pretend Rayne is on ma knee fae this bleeping story, that’ll show they tattle bastards
I cannae wait til he comes on here and sees we've all seen the shitey flooring already. Meltdown, absalutely fine tantrum pending
His privacy is his private life it’s no on this app. He’s a private person he disnae share everything. Also Marion - shares every mundane minute of his life.
Just came on to say the same
Mario, the Tattlers are a step ahead of you buttercup, and it is shite. Where's the thermal underlay for one?!.
Remember, you made a point in saying you don't swear because your niece would see it. Make your mind up you dozy twit!.
Keeps Derek private and aff the app but also photographs him napping and reveals his exact location this evening
Why is he forever gutting the “house” (you bloody wish Mario) and yet it’s still full to the brim with crap?!
Dishes? What bleeping dishes he eats out twice a day FFS
When he says he guts this hoose, I think he means he polishes and hoovers. He doesn’t know what gutting it actually means.
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