He's the one missing out! I shall be having my own little bespoke Eurovision party from the comfort of my own bed in fresh PJs. Mr Bug is under orders to keep my glass topped up and nae dabates. I won't have new Lionel flares to look at smell the lack of wealth!
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I was watching the semi final last night, much to Mr Margrits despair. He went to his bed after mumbling, “am happy to watch this on Saturday with a drink but no on a Tuesday night sober”. Fair point.
It’s been 24 hours and Hinch hasn’t reposted his story about her throw. Expect a thickly veiled dig at people oan this app and how he can’t trust anyone..
The desperation aff him tae be noticed fae Hinch again will be reekin mair than his Billie Eilish perfume.
I'm replaying the Mario highlight in my head.
Mario:Ah noticed Derek's boaby smellt byootifuhl. And do you know why Derek's boaby smellt byootifuhl? Tell them Derek.
What's the boaby thing. I've missed something here 
Woah! Haud the McGills bus... EUROVISION? When? Time? I don't have tele - got a firestick and only watch catch up now again if am bothered my bairns have the tele 99% eh the time so aye.. I think I can watch live BBC on the iplayer? I'll be getting the criss and joos in for that ma lovelies copied up on the couch watching it... spine bleeping brite my lovelies 
Saturday night at 8pm hen. And aye, you can watch live on the iPlayer.Woah! Haud the McGills bus... EUROVISION? When? Time? I don't have tele - got a firestick and only watch catch up now again if am bothered my bairns have the tele 99% eh the time so aye.. I think I can watch live BBC on the iplayer? I'll be getting the criss and joos in for that ma lovelies copied up on the couch watching it... spine bleeping brite my lovelies
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I'm howling at the thought of Marion turning up to work today in a wee pinny quite the thing, reeking of billie eilish in the scent golden titties
Scent golden titties LOOLLLLLL this thread has me in stitches
Thank you so much my lovelie, its something I used to watch every year as a wee lassie but during hard times i ended my virgin lol. Might even treatit masel and add some chocolate that a don't like into the buffit
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Poor Marion, the Russians are trying tae steal his content. Praying he goat sum bespoke anti virus wi his no a laptoap.
Ah'm getting ma criss n joos ready fur thatI'm replaying the Mario highlight in my head.
Mario:Ah noticed Derek's boaby smellt byootifuhl. And do you know why Derek's boaby smellt byootifuhl? Tell them Derek.
He’ll be having to stop and put his feather duster down every two minutes on account of his wee flaps rubbing thegether and getting aroused with the excitement of the impending instagram attention from the big reveal. He’ll be that excited that he’ll have to ask one of the coppers for a napkin for his seat when he sits down to have a ‘cuppa’ The sad bastard. Thank god these highs only last for mere hours after the attention comes in. His wee fanny will be drier than the Sahara when he realises he’s spent more money on flooring he didn’t really want and has no more content. Imagine living like that, sad sad little hole but I suppose he really does have nothing else he enjoys other than Instagram validation.
The Russians will be sending his details straight backPoor Marion, the Russians are trying tae steal his content. Praying he goat sum bespoke anti virus wi his no a laptoap.
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Ah'm getting ma criss n joos ready fur that
I'm guessing there'll be two new beige sofas by the weekend...
Well am disappointed we’re not on a linoleum journae and we’re on a laminate journae but cannae wait for the cooncil tae make old Michael Flatley rip it up again after the druggies complain he’s keeping them up at night worse than their drugs
He’ll be having a fit they’ve ruined his reveal
Quick someone DM them and ask for a pic of behind the kitchen door!He’ll be having a fit they’ve ruined his reveal
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