Not been on in months and just saw he's got a new bed and his lounge looks like he's getting it decorated again? Can someone fill me in please and thanks and so forth so aye
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The little scrotum blocked me …is here really doing a podcast …please tell me he is it’s going to be comedy gold 
No, a postcast ma lovelie.The little scrotum blocked me …is here really doing a podcast …please tell me he is it’s going to be comedy gold
He made a big song and dance about getting the bedroom done, AGAIN! Then it turned out he just got a new bed and a couple of tit lights fitted. Now he is having new floor in the living room, despite the crapet being about 2 years old.
Just dropping a comment to get myself into my ain lane. 
It's like the Scottish version of Dexta, except we're not in Miami we're in Paisley Towers.I wondered about the plastic at the windows aswell. Is it a bespoke murder scene in the making. Run Deeeeeeeeek!!
If ya don't naw, get to naw!!!
*mop kicking in your pyjamas*
bespoke new threed day is ma favourite. It’s ma stapul.
bespoke new threed day is ma favourite. It’s ma stapul.
He did an Insta live a while back when he first started out but he spent his whole time just squinting at his phone because he couldn’t read anyones comments, it was entertaining and painful in equal measures.I cannae wait for this postcast. So soon after his tictic debut tae. Wae any luck he’ll be oan the Instagram lives next. And all for nothing cause he gets duck all for dain it. Just ma thoughts ma lovelies.
One of his Insta
Now ma lovelies are we betting on the herringbone being bespoke Lino? Because I can’t see oor wee maz affording the real thing. My mum has it in her house and she was smelling the wealth to high heavens hens I think it cost a good few grand. So aye. Can’t wait for the big reveal.
that plastic sheeting is like that bit in american psycho isn’t it. you can just imagine him getting hinch in there, ‘do ya like whitney houston ma lovelie?’ and going full Bateman on her ‘TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA CASTLEVICCI NOW YOU BASTARD! SO AYE!’
now a think about it he is a bit like patrick bateman, especially with all the skincare shite. someone please photoshop him in a plastic mac
‘TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT now a think about it he is a bit like patrick bateman, especially with all the skincare shite. someone please photoshop him in a plastic mac
Will you be in the scent pumpkin spice ma lovelieAh'm gonni dress up as Marion fur Halloween. Sum false teef, will cut hawf ma hair randomly, a sharting lanyard, grey hoosecoat wi a leopard blouse under it and a tottie heart flashing ma McGills bus pass. Ma party piece will be ma bespoke dancing tae higher love.
Furget the London look ah'm gaun fur Seedyhill look. Might scare the weans though.
Wonder if he’s bought a rug to go with the new flairing….I’m getting salmon beach towel vibes fur the summer 
If ye ken ye ken ma loverlie and ye dae ken.Will you be in the scent pumpkin spice ma lovelie
Don't be getting any ideas though, stay in yer ain lane an we wull be fine, absolutely fine and so forth.
Kicked aff ma slippers and getting awe cosy inti this new thread! Criss (xtra xtra XTRA salted) and joos at the ready! 
Tattie hearts tae all of yees ma lovelie, just love this thread so aye
Why does he always jump on people's tragic situations. He probably only heard of her when the poor woman’s latest update was on the news tonight.
At least he got the emoji right this time… 🥲
He doesn’t even follow her. He will have no idea of her story.
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