I hope Deek gets a good time from the handy man whilst Mazza is out polishing the polis station. Walking in to the bedsit seeing nae new crapet just Deek getting railed in the bumming fort living his life like he should, so aye
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Clearly had ma kerry Katona eyes on when I wrote this…sleep deprivation with a 3 month old is killer
Seriously, there has to be something wrong with him when he's wording his posts like that. It just doesn't make sense?!.
We can all make the odd error with grammar etc... but his are absolutely shocking
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*shudder*
The position and bespoke colour of his phone made me think of Michael Myers.Hallo ma lovelies🪞
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I can’t believe we’re onto another bespoke thread! Just in time for the herringbone lino journey to commence! His neighbours will hate him more than ever for that. Inconsiderate rocket of a man.
Fucks sake. Going on about decorating anxiety and how he has the best “team” doing it. Like she’s building Versailles from the groon up!
Get… a… life!
Get… a… life!
Also, if you had an explosive sharting episode every time “work” was getting done in the bedsit, surely a solution would be… to stop getting pointless work done in it??! Save your money and your guts for goodness sake.
Personally ah'm hoping the handy man uses the Jo Malone hand wash after all it is for visitors and Marion smells it aff Deek's cock.
Are we going to bring back “LET ME SMELL YOUR BOABY!!”
You can imagine Marion sneaking off to the toilet in work and texting Derek demanding photos and updates.
You reckon he is going to make everyone wait fae a “big” reveal at the weekend?
Wonder how many ‘plans’ Marion and this team will need tae lay the flair?
Without a doubt. He'll want tae get his menopausal mafia all worked up and frothy for the big reveal. We can then expect 50 breathless dots of doom at the weekend where he thanks the workmen fae going above and beyond and puhling it out the bag. Probably a shout out to Danyell fae storing his grotty sofas and supporting him oan his flairing jurneey and so forth. He'll ease us into Sunday with a few gushy comments from his biggest fans and then onwards to the inevitable come down.You reckon he is going to make everyone wait fae a “big” reveal at the weekend?
I personally cannae wait tae rayn the wean scratches duck oot the new bespoke herringbone Lionel (naw ma quote). If he thinks the seedhill drug den is freezing noo, wait til he’s got his £1.25 a meter flairs doon. That pacifically (naw ma quote) sourced bedspread fae oor Sophie’s collab wae small business tesco will be part of the bumming fort pronto.
Wonder if all the polis doon the station are getting treatit tae this flairing journey.. “aye PC Smith Dereks up the road noo whilst the flair team is in so he’s making some criss n joos for them so aye”
Wonder if all the polis doon the station are getting treatit tae this flairing journey.. “aye PC Smith Dereks up the road noo whilst the flair team is in so he’s making some criss n joos for them so aye”
Ah've noo goat coapy write oan that and ah'm bringing oot bespoke t shirts, ah'm in talks wi small business Primark the noo ma loverlie
As long as it’s no during Eurovision or I’ll be FUMMING.You reckon he is going to make everyone wait fae a “big” reveal at the weekend?
Aye PC Smith ye mite huv solved ten murder cases but dae ye huv a wax melt named efter ye and yer name in Queen Soph's book, stay in yer ain lane.
He disnae buy into Eurovision, tae commercialised for him.
Cue Marion bringing out the Eurovision bunting and criss and joos, a big reveal party fae the new flairing, with the flairing team invited to cut the ribbon declaring the new flair open for footfall
Cue Marion bringing out the Eurovision bunting and criss and joos, a big reveal party fae the new flairing, with the flairing team invited to cut the ribbon declaring the new flair open for footfall
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