But she dissnae like sweet things. So aye
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For evidence ma lord....
I’m sorry but there’s gonna be some serious IBS sharting tonight after all that dairy 
To be fair that’s all I’ve done today but it’s cos I’m hungover to all merry hell and my kids were at the in-laws. I could spew in peace
We’ve gone from a vinyl flair journae to a vinyl recored journae ma lovelies. Dusnae even have a recored player but he’s nae letting it stop him
Are they pj bottoms?
The pyjamas are the cherry on the bespoke cake.
I remember this!! The company that was originally supposed to clean the carpets let him down last minute so he came on insta to let us know he contacted the company to let them know “WHO HE IS ON INSTAGRAM” and they “shat themselves” basically (his exact words) Then the other company in the photo came to his rescue the very same day! Who else remembers?? First time I saw his true colours
I’ve been down a rabbit hole of his highlights tonight and omg we’ve been certainly been on a brow journey haven’t we 
and did he seriously have a set of GHD straighteners for that bog brush hair
and did he seriously have a set of GHD straighteners for that bog brush hair 
See after hearing how bad he has halitosis... I wanna puke and I've flossed and brushed x3 today. I feel sick even imagining the stench of him
Yes, he had moved all his furniture and was SO STRESSED! I had also forgotten about that pink t-shirt from Primark that he wore ALL the time. It was before he went on his hoose coaat jurnee.I remember this!! The company that was originally supposed to clean the carpets let him down last minute so he came on insta to let us know he contacted the company to let them know “WHO HE IS ON INSTAGRAM” and they “shat themselves” basically (his exact words) Then the other company in the photo came to his rescue the very same day! Who else remembers?? First time I saw his true colours
“You have went above and beyond a service of business for us today”
Wit
No ma quote
Wit
No ma quote
Clutching ma beak at this. DO YOUS KNOW WHO I AM?!!! who’s crapets are that manky that they need an emergency clean? My cream carpets have been down since I bought the house (smell the wealth) 6 years ago and I’ve had them cleaned once, last year. And I have two kids smearing slime, shite and all manor of juices on them daily.I remember this!! The company that was originally supposed to clean the carpets let him down last minute so he came on insta to let us know he contacted the company to let them know “WHO HE IS ON INSTAGRAM” and they “shat themselves” basically (his exact words) Then the other company in the photo came to his rescue the very same day! Who else remembers?? First time I saw his true colours
Erm.. my Marion is broken? Anyone else?
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“Listen hen, dae you no ken who Ah um? Am Mario McKnight, Scotland answer tae Mrs Hinch. Ah wis in the papers an everything….. Aye, the papers did caw me Marion but it’s me. The influencer fae Paisley. Well, am gawn tae tell aw ah that app aw aboot you and your shite customer service. Ma crapets huv shite marks aw ower them and yous huv let me doon BIG TIME! BASTURDS”
You must be blocked ma lovely
Filled right oot since then hasn’t she?
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