Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Babybail93]

Calling Kim Kardashian an icon. Shut up you stupid man child

He really is a teenage girl isn’t he?

I bet he doesn’t even know who Marilyn Monroe is, let alone that Kim was wearing the dress she wore for the famous “Happy Birthday Mr President”

 

[Eeyore147]

He definitely hasn’t a clue - Marilyn Monroe was the true Icon!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I love the Kardashians as much as the next gay but I wouldn’t refer to any of them as an icon. Maybe if Kim done anal in her sex tape then maybe but she didn’t so…

 

[Madge2022]

Ma lovelies on this dayn of dawn of T U E S D A Y I just wanted to share how Mario can still surprise us. He didn't tell us he was at small business the met gala. Found a wee paparazzi photo of him being surprised by a shart mid red carpet

Ah heard that Kim likes a wee visit tae Primark but hiz tae be the posh Edinburgh wan. Canni' wait tae see her at a Seedyhill hoose party, canapes of stovies and boiled mince washed doon wi bespoke Starbucks drink made wi Barr's lemonade ... ah'm 50/50 if she will be allowed to use the bespoke Jo Malone haun wash though.

 

[Abce3456]

I love the Kardashians as much as the next gay but I wouldn’t refer to any of them as an icon. Maybe if Kim done anal in her sex tape then maybe but she didn’t so…

Buckled

 

[Caw1982]

Definitely no, Marion huz far too much importance fur Tattle ....oh bendy shelf anyone, hiz that been mentioned here?

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Edited cos ah've tagged the rang post, must be hunger efter ma tea at 5

I feel honoured. That was me
I feel that I've officially been inducted in the thread now.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

View attachment 1238392Marion hen, you’re slacking. Get the hoover intae this mess. Looks like you’ve spilled makeup oan the crapet. Try Dr Beckman carpet cleaner, you’ll thank me later.

I get irrational rage that his chair doesn’t tuck under the desk. Another shell-shaped item they have to step round like wee rayns bespoke cat bed.

 

[Babybail93]

I get irrational rage that his chair doesn’t tuck under the desk. Another shell-shaped item they have to step round like wee rayns bespoke cat bed.

The whole flat is like an “It’s a knockout” assault course. Furniture they don’t need placed randomly, doors that don’t open properly fae shite behind them and sides crammed with junk

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The whole flat is like an “It’s a knockout” assault course. Furniture they don’t need placed randomly, doors that don’t open properly fae shite behind them and sides crammed with junk

It’s reality no Harrods hen*

*no ma quote

 

[Rayne]

The whole flat is like an “It’s a knockout” assault course. Furniture they don’t need placed randomly, doors that don’t open properly fae shite behind them and sides crammed with junk

You think it’s bad now he’s gotta move the sofas and footstool, console tables and 28 floor lanterns oot that living room tae get his new flairs

 

[Skyflier6727]

Good to know the niece is not offended by the word “bleep” then. . Remember your lies Marion cos we do!

Can’t wait for the winter and him moaning about how cold the living room is. He’s a bleeping idiot.

Will we then have a wee bespoke underfloor heating jurney?

 

[Madge2022]

I feel honoured. That was me
I feel that I've officially been inducted in the thread now.

Dinnae let it go to yer heid noo, stay in yer ain lane etc ma loverlie

 

[TooFarScone]

You think it’s bad now he’s gotta move the sofas and footstool, console tables and 28 floor lanterns oot that living room tae get his new flairs

Good job cheapo furniture is light as a feather. He'll have to put everything on the landing while they take the crapet up and lay the flair so aye.

 

[Madge2022]

Good to know the niece is not offended by the word “bleep” then. . Remember your lies Marion cos we do!


Will we then have a wee bespoke underfloor heating jurney?

The nearest oor Marion will get tae underflair heating is the heat aff the spoons o the doonstairs neighbours cooking up their drugs ma loverlie

 

[Inmyainlane]

He thinks he’s Mario bleeping Monroe the day brown nosing the kardashian in that frock

 

[Eeyore147]

Good job cheapo furniture is light as a feather. He'll have to put everything on the landing while they take the crapet up and lay the flair so aye.

Hope he’s got Deek on security duty

 

[Babybail93]

We need a Derek take over again.

“This is Derek. One two. One two”

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Just a thoat on this Tuesday dayn a dawn. Wuhnst his brother moves into his new front n back door'd hoose round the corner from Mario, is this the private clean he's taking on? Is he going on his brothers payroll? A wee extra 50 bucks a week to go towards the waddin?

Love a wee bespoke conspiracy theory so ah day

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Just a thoat on this Tuesday dayn a dawn. Wuhnst his brother moves into his new front n back door'd hoose round the corner from Mario, is this the private clean he's taking on? Is he going on his brothers payroll? A wee extra 50 bucks a week to go towards the waddin?

Love a wee bespoke conspiracy theory so ah day

Ah hope his brother likes black mould, dust and chronic lung conditions fae the chemical fumes.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

I wouldnae trust that lazy fanny to clean ma boots, never mind ma hoose (front an back door, smell the wealth)
How he’s a ‘cleaning’ page a cannit faddom.
anyway that’s aw am saying, go back to living ma life with ma shite shelves, it’s reality no Harrods ma lovelies.