Did anyone see he mentioned his skirting as well. Yep, he's been reading here alright
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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Can tell she’s been paid. On a high because he’s had a spend up, so he feels bold in his nods to us on here.
Just remember hen, you’ve duck all to be jealous of. You’re a sad little man who everyone laughs at
Just remember hen, you’ve duck all to be jealous of. You’re a sad little man who everyone laughs at
This mirrah and the previous one were only ever intended for wee waves to us aw in his stories. He does his hair n make up and tappy tap tap skin care using a highly magnified wee Ikea tabletop mirrah, so aye.Unless he is a bleeping giraffe that chair and mirror are mental. When he sits in that chair be won't see his face in the mirror
Like the Jo Malone handsoap, it's just for show, nae debates
The bitterness reeks from everything she posts and types - but she’s fine, totally fine.
Its reality not Harrods
It’s a bedsit not a house hen and it’s barely even the pound shop at that.
Its reality not Harrods
It’s a bedsit not a house hen and it’s barely even the pound shop at that.
I’m in ma holidays again. Smell the wealth ma lovelies. Me and mr sloppys would rather spend our extra money on making memories than wasting it in primark and B&M and having 10 different washing detergents. We know we are in a lucky position at the moment to be able to do this. I’ll look back on my life and remember all the laughs and good times though. What will Marion looks back on? He’s herringbone floor and his new perfumes? He’s a wee dick.
This mirrah and the previous one were only ever intended for wee waves to us aw in his stories. He does his hair n make up and tappy tap tap skin care using a highly magnified wee Ikea tabletop mirrah, so aye.
Like the Jo Malone handsoap, it's just for show, nae debates
Tappy Tappy skin was amazing.
What does he mean he likes to save these days for his ‘annual leave pot’ The little fucker has more time off than anyone I know. In fact he probably hardly gets any ‘aNnuAL LeAvE’ (course he’s one of those tossers who have to refer to holidays as annual leave) because the little wank barely works!! You have to actually work to accumulate holidays and you hardly do so you can duck off knobby
Fragrance has no gender apart from the bottle of perfume with an actual pair of tits on, suggesting that this perfume is in fact for lassies (or bitchy middle aged men with a fat arse, middle aged spread and a baldy heed
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@Popper that’s how we never spied him, ma luvly. He was spining bright, all the way over in Edinburgh toon. I can smell the wealth fae here. His security is breached by going tae the wee small places like Braehead and Silverburn, cus us bastards are busy spying on him and his bespoke Primark hauls.
I telt ye he’d nae go a Saturday without being oot shopping though! Get that trolley bag ready Marion, yer shart card is being replaced by a bus pass!
I telt ye he’d nae go a Saturday without being oot shopping though! Get that trolley bag ready Marion, yer shart card is being replaced by a bus pass!
Know what, I hope after the way mario spoke to deek about the jo malone deek poured the rest of it down the drain and filled it back up with small business imperial leathers finest scent. We all know visitors don't come (except that one time hannah did but I bet she didn't touch a thing for fear of disease) so he would never know.
When it was his birthday and he had his fake mates round for a party they were all saying thanks to derek for being a good host on their posts.. the next morning oor Hannah thanked derek for making the breakfast as well. I can just imagine him as drunk as a lord shrieking at derek to get him a lethal
and degrading him in front of that lot.
Surely you’d want your partner to join in and celebrate the party with you?! I bet derek and rayn we’re banished to the bedroom all night until he was summoned to get a round in!
He clearly treats derek like total tit.
Also how the duck did all those people fit in the bedsit
and degrading him in front of that lot. Surely you’d want your partner to join in and celebrate the party with you?! I bet derek and rayn we’re banished to the bedroom all night until he was summoned to get a round in!
He clearly treats derek like total tit.
Also how the duck did all those people fit in the bedsit
Doing some late night shopping at that small business George at ASDA (smell the wealth) and I’m being trolled:
Since we know Marion has been catching up here, I won’t be shocked if in the next few days he has even more new cushions for the bedsit!
Since we know Marion has been catching up here, I won’t be shocked if in the next few days he has even more new cushions for the bedsit!
Don’t you mean Athena hen? The wee man with the weanHe'll be down to HMV for posters for his wall
Well nae debates that has put me right back in ma bespoke lane, so ay and so forth
Och ah wiz hoping for the tennis bum wummin, Athena posters hiv nae gender ma loverlieDon’t you mean Athena hen? The wee man with the wean
Something to aspire to doll
Maz actually has the same amount of perfumes, they’re just all crammed onto the buckled b&m shelf, hanging oan for its dear life. Smell the wealth when it collapses all over his crapet
Ma lovelies on this dayn of dawn of T U E S D A Y I just wanted to share how Mario can still surprise us. He didn't tell us he was at small business the met gala. Found a wee paparazzi photo of him being surprised by a shart mid red carpet
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Calling Kim Kardashian an icon. Shut up you stupid man child 
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