He’s not acquainted with tiramisu ma lovelie. He only knows about tiramishartI'm surprised he didn't have Tiramisu for pudding tonight. Seeing as he is Italian and all
Stay in yer lain hen, he cannae have tiramisu as he HATES COFFEE. it’s jist no fur him.I'm surprised he didn't have Tiramisu for pudding tonight. Seeing as he is Italian and all
Ye beat me to it and so forth.He reposted something about that girl “saving grace” having a no. 1 podcast the other week. N he made a point of saying “get me oan next lovlie” n I think she replied saying yes. So maybe he’s been on at her since then..
If he had half a brain of course not - this would be his opening to start us all on a “tictoc” jurnee ma lovelieWill he still say tiktik is a “vile app” and he “doesnae youse it”
The cleaning/home influencer ship has sailed, no-one is interested in grey homes and B&M tat now. It already looks dated. But I think you're right, he's on the chase for his moment. Though how many years has he had his platform now and still hasn't been offered any opportunities of worth because his attitude is vile. He swears constantly, he's always told everyone the app is basically a burden to him, he's always moaning. I am amazed people still message him and comment because he's said countless times it's inconvenient to him. He's not a nice person so he doesn't have the ability to even pretend to be to create parasocial relationships with his followers that Hinch and Solomon rely on to get them where they are.His big depression was when Hinch bought that house. You just know he was draped over the Chesterfield, crying "it should ha been me Deek, it should ha been me!!!!" Now with the ads and postcast, we're off on a wee chasing fame journey. The night before the postcast he's going to be a wreck. Shitting all over the place, lack of sleep. Then comes the big day, rambling super fast as he knows we are all watching.
He's already had a success with the video of him, posted on the app youtubing a year ago. A massive 9 views
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Can't wait ma lovelies. Gonna get aw we cosy and warum and chanel my inner Marion on this new dayn of dawn . Gonna slip into some boujee red leggings and fake goochi kicks with a grey hoosecoat done up to ma neck as ma bony strangler fingers peruse the rim of an aperol spritz glass in the scent I didnae ask for any of this ...tattie hearts to youse all x xThis thread is going to implode when that POSTCAST airs!
I’m already imagining the screenshots and new no ma quotes we are going tae get awf the back of it
In his Pat Butcher blouseHas anyone else spied his new profile pic? Deid
He will say he helped Queen Soph become a best selling author due to his name being in her book, and say he's been asked to do a book but his private life is his private life and no his joab.I can’t wait to hear what bullshit he comes out with to make himself seem interesting. It’s a given he’ll say “watch this space”, I can feel it in my waters
Ah've heard it wull only be available on a bespoke Chrome notebook ma loverlieI cannot wait for the postcast dayn of dawn. I'm gonna get aww cosy under ma blanket with some tap-ass and joos, wax melts on and if it's a Sunday, all the snacks!
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