Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

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Dawn Dayn

Thing is, obvs people have far far worse problems than Mario. Illness, poverty etc, which they can't solve. Mario's issues could all be solved in an instant by logging out of Instagram forever. If he's honestly happy with the flat, derek, and his life what else is there, just insta.
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

His life is spent in a vicious circle having to wash 4 loads of washing a day due to the aftermath of eating greasy food, ma lovelie. He's got about three hairs on his head. His cat hates him and tried to claw his eye out. He hasn't made it big yet on this app. He hasn't got it easy.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

The craptop has been fired back up the morning my lovelies. Funniest part is what do his huns actually think he’s using it for? Apart from YouTube, spying tattle and recording breathy voiceovers we’ve seen no evidence of any useful laptop activity. swerving back into ma Laine now
 
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Madge2022

His duvet cover looks like kitchen roll, or is it actually kitchen roll to wipe up his sharts?

 
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me ma will tell ya

put it out yer back door mario, oh yeah sorry. there's only 2 of them in the hovel surely there couldn't be washing everyday.
Listened to his ramblings from last night, he has tae be on hes period.
 
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JoeExotic

Why’s he saying Primark like that? I don’t know one single fucker in Scotland who pronounces Primark as pry-mark.
 
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SuzyE

Lady Bug said:
Back to the flaaring journey again! Did someone phone the council and he got a warning? Because he definitely said new ones were going down this week. That would have him crabbit allright.
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I could be wrong, but I'm sure he said the flooring was going down in 2 week's?. So if that's the case it should be next week or the following.

And he's moaning about the filth coming off the small bit of laminate flooring now, so imagine what he'll be like when he has the rest to do

 
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SuzyE

Howling as he's just said he can't wait to get the flooring done so he can move his clothes horse around on it's wheels...Move it where exactly?!. What an idiot
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

I don't clean our floors flairs that much, we have children and they are never that filthy.
 
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Freefalling

The clothes on that horse look about the same size as my 6 year old wears

They really are wee dollies playing hoosies
 
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SuzyE

Whenthelightsturntostars said:
I don't clean our floors flairs that much, we have children and they are never that filthy.
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I just do mine once a week and it's never as dirty as his either. Could be because all shoes are taken off in the porch, but l cant wait to hear him moan now
 
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